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I really hate to whine about the subject but people who don’t tip your waitresses... why do you even exist?

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It does right? It’s one of my favorites.

That sounds delicious.

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I promise if you tried this you would like it!

Yeah, at work or in the bedroom sure, but you don’t mess around with milkshakes.

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Take that one thing you don’t like about yourself and more often than not that’s the one thing that makes you more special. Whether it’s that gap in your teeth, or that mole you never liked, or your skin color.

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That has to suck. I couldn’t imagine not being able to pig out whenever I felt like it.

Yep, I’m a scholarship athlete here. He can just tell if you ate something that wasn’t in your diet, I swear.

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Whatever works for you. But sometimes it’s fun to branch out and try different things.

I’ll stick to regular milkshakes I think.

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Dark chocolate has always been kind of bitter for me so I’ve never been a big fan of it and I’m allergic to nuts so go figure. You have a nutritionist? They’d probably hate me since I have the diet of a 5 year old.

Cheat day is like… a bar of chocolate for me. Most of the time dark and with nuts. I think my nutritionist would kill me if that ever went into my mouth.

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I know, but it’s not like I have this all the time. And everyone has a cheat day here and there don’t they?

That’s like, really not fucking healthy for you…

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It’s actually not as bad as you think. The coolness of the shake tames the spiciness from the little hunks of peppers. 

Now that sounds like something that would tear up my insides.

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I would kill for a chocolate jalepeno milkshake right now.

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@brook-lynmoore:@omgrylan Sharpay was livin' life, I wish I was as fab as her...#goals

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@brook-lynmoore:@omgrylan I can't even...DAMN YOU GABRIELLA!!

@omgrylan: @brook-lynmoore Gabriella was awful, Sharpay was the main squeeze let's be real #fabulouslife

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@brook-lynmoore: currently watching HSM and wishing that I could dance in the rain with Troy. #sobbing

@omgrylan: @brook-lynmoore I totes feel you

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@omgrylan: #tfw you go to the bathroom for 5 minutes of peace #parentlife

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