Me: Buzzfeed is a greedy corporation that tries way too hard and I hate this company.
Also me: *watches Buzzfeed's Unsolved, Worth It, and Try Guys* but its series are GREAT
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My favorite part about 1931 Dracula is that there are armadillos running around Dracula’s castle.
Look at this it’s like they couldn’t find any rats so they just were like “eh close enough no one will notice”. But I noticed. I noticed.
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Others flirting: Hey I’m so confident and cool, what’s up?
Me flirting: please someone love me.
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I’m so sick of myself I wish somebody just beat the shit out of me til I’m unconscious
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how do straight people have sex 😳 like who’s the woman and who’s the other woman ? 🤔🤐
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birth dates after 2000 just feel…. wrong. cursed
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me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke
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Sophie turner and joe jonas are engaged and i didn’t even know they knew each other
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Obviously I want you to take care of your pets and make sure they get food and fresh water on a regular basis, but cats being huge drama queens and screaming hysterically at you and acting like they’re tragic famine victims who haven’t eaten in weeks and are about to drop dead from starvation right mcfuckin now, because you’re 10 minutes late feeding them is always going to be one of the funniest things to me
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straight people: gay people dont talk about how gay they are all the time unless of course its their Gay Struggle otherwise its just Unrealistic
me, a known gay:
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as a gay, I have two moods
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