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i disrespect the grind

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i disrespect the grind

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"You can't ship that!"

lol what are you gonna do, climb inside my mind and shut off the imagination switch?

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"No more running, Shang Qinghua."

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i dootle a rootle

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context: the store clerk has a yaoi vs yuri tip jar

9 year old cleric: excuse me miss! what is a “yuri?”

clerk: i think your party member who made a generous donation of twenty gold would like to explain :)

bard, the one who donated: uh… you see… how a man and a woman can love each other… yuri is when a woman and a woman love each other very much!

cleric: wow! i didn’t know that!

another player, ooc: child learns that women can love each other

cleric: in my town we didn’t have women!

barbarian, ooc: born fujoshi chosen himejoshi

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being an online weirdo is fucking awesome because you get to befriend other online weirdos. just now saw a sexual motorcycle post and i was like "hey i'll send this to my buddy, The Motorcycle Fucker" and sure enough it was a smash hit

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There is no one who can see him more clearly than his king

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EVERY SINGLE TIME PETE HOLMES ROASTED THE HELL OUT OF @samreich ON THE LATEST MAKE SOME NOISE

(watch the rest of the ep here)

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when a character is referred to as someone else's dog. you agree

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If you were the handsome blonde flag bearer in yellow at the Battle of Prestonpans Jacobites Rising of 1745 I’m sorry if I knew you and didn’t recognise you if that’s why you kept staring at me, I didn’t want to wave during the battle and look like a fool

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woah this character is so cool i wish they were covered in blood their whole body trembling with a look of absolute horror on their face as theyre struggling to breathe in panic

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A circulating video of sisters who bought the same clothes for their husbands 😂❤️

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Dear @nibbelraz asked for some Demon! Shang Qinghua so I delivered... a creature!

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oh, so when ai wei wei breaks an old ass urn he's a "bold conceptual artist," but when I, hegemon king xiang yu--

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Sniffs you with my proboscis