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Holy shit, y'all.

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no i havent seen that critically acclaimed movie with significant relevance to culture. no yeah, still working through bad stuff from other decades

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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

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sorry for being weird and evasive. i was raised to believe that having wants and needs was a moral failing

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Is this Ministry of Time fanfic?

my partner is only 40 but nestled within him is the soul of an elderly man

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last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand

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when I write the chart chat, I almost always do it longhand in a spiralbound hardback notebook, with colorful pens, such as Pentel EnerGel or Pilot Frixion

I've written so much that I've actually used up some of the pens, so I just bought a shitton of refills and replacements on Amazon (sorry) and Jetpens! In addition to the brands mentioned above, I also picked up some very promising Sakura Gelly Rolls in my fav pink/purple/turquoise/lime green colors. I have...so many pens.

(but with pens)

This is all to say that people will need to please keep listening & commenting so I can continue doing the segment :D Please and thank you.

(again, but with pens)

If you get stuck, see @omahasnakes for tips on how to send a lady a thoughtful comment or compliment <3

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I’m sorry. I just. I just love farting stepdad so much 😭 Like use what you have available to you.

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Can’t explain it but they’re really cunty in this photo

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things you need to read 100000 times per day when you're working

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Where's that tweet about people still living long fulfilling lives even through the fall of the roman empire because I think about it constantly

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I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

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And through it all my mutual are still posting about elf pussy. The human spirit is indomitable.

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my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

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Banging on the walls chanting "OPEN ENROLLMENT FOR ACA THRU JAN 15" like some deranged town crier. Election results aside, you have options to access healthcare as a RIGHT through the ACA. NO one can dismantle the Affordable Care Act in less than 4 years, so SIGN UP! GET YOUR CARE! USE THE SYSTEM!

You have options RIGHT NOW that will be stable thru the next year, the one after that, and I'd be shocked to see them shrink even the year after that. That means RIGHT NOW you can get signed up for next year to gain 100% covered preventative care (your annual check ups, pap smears, dental cleaning, vision check). You have the option to get checked and screened as you need, do NOT be dissuaded from exploring ACA choices. They are SOLID, LEGISLATED, and WORK BEST WHEN PEOPLE USE THEM.

I can't change most things around me, BUT I CAN tell everyone I know that THEY CAN GET LIFE SAVING CARE. THEY CAN GET PRESCRIPTIONS. THEY CAN GET PREGNANCY CARE. THEY CAN GET CANCER CARE. AND THEY WILL GET THAT CARE!!!!!!

SIGN UP BY DECEMBER 15, 2024 FOR COVERAGE TO BEGIN ON JANUARY 1, 2025. ENROLLMENT AFTER 12/15/24 WILL HAVE COVERAGE BEGINNING FEBRUARY 1, 2025.