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last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand

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when I write the chart chat, I almost always do it longhand in a spiralbound hardback notebook, with colorful pens, such as Pentel EnerGel or Pilot Frixion

I've written so much that I've actually used up some of the pens, so I just bought a shitton of refills and replacements on Amazon (sorry) and Jetpens! In addition to the brands mentioned above, I also picked up some very promising Sakura Gelly Rolls in my fav pink/purple/turquoise/lime green colors. I have...so many pens.

(but with pens)

This is all to say that people will need to please keep listening & commenting so I can continue doing the segment :D Please and thank you.

(again, but with pens)

If you get stuck, see @omahasnakes for tips on how to send a lady a thoughtful comment or compliment <3

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I’m sorry. I just. I just love farting stepdad so much 😭 Like use what you have available to you.

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Can’t explain it but they’re really cunty in this photo

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things you need to read 100000 times per day when you're working

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Where's that tweet about people still living long fulfilling lives even through the fall of the roman empire because I think about it constantly

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I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

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And through it all my mutual are still posting about elf pussy. The human spirit is indomitable.

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my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

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Banging on the walls chanting "OPEN ENROLLMENT FOR ACA THRU JAN 15" like some deranged town crier. Election results aside, you have options to access healthcare as a RIGHT through the ACA. NO one can dismantle the Affordable Care Act in less than 4 years, so SIGN UP! GET YOUR CARE! USE THE SYSTEM!

You have options RIGHT NOW that will be stable thru the next year, the one after that, and I'd be shocked to see them shrink even the year after that. That means RIGHT NOW you can get signed up for next year to gain 100% covered preventative care (your annual check ups, pap smears, dental cleaning, vision check). You have the option to get checked and screened as you need, do NOT be dissuaded from exploring ACA choices. They are SOLID, LEGISLATED, and WORK BEST WHEN PEOPLE USE THEM.

I can't change most things around me, BUT I CAN tell everyone I know that THEY CAN GET LIFE SAVING CARE. THEY CAN GET PRESCRIPTIONS. THEY CAN GET PREGNANCY CARE. THEY CAN GET CANCER CARE. AND THEY WILL GET THAT CARE!!!!!!

SIGN UP BY DECEMBER 15, 2024 FOR COVERAGE TO BEGIN ON JANUARY 1, 2025. ENROLLMENT AFTER 12/15/24 WILL HAVE COVERAGE BEGINNING FEBRUARY 1, 2025.

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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If you vote in North Carolina, you're going to see this on your ballot. Looks pretty straightforward, right?

But it's a trap placed by the GOP. ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Voting "For" this referendum will remove the phrase "and every person who has been naturalized" from this section on voter eligibility in the NC constitution. This could place the future voting rights of about 400,000 naturalized US citizens in the state in jeopardy.

Just a reminder - it's already illegal for non-citizens to vote! There's no evidence that this happens in significant numbers anywhere in the country, and North Carolina has restrictions in place against it happening at all, like the voter ID law that's now in effect.

(The voter ID law disproportionately affects POC, as well as transgender voters, both of whom are more likely to vote Democratic as well as lack the needed ID, but that's another post.)

Voting "Against" on this measure will leave the state constitution unchanged.

Here's the whole bill (PDF): https://dashboard.ncleg.gov/api/Services/BillSummary/2023/H1074-SMBK-89(sl)-v-2

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If you're American will you reblog this with where you grew up and wether or not they had sixth grade camp. I grew up in southern California and every class in sixth grade would take a field trip and go to a camp for a week and this is absolutely bewildering my wife cause she's never heard of sixth grade camp

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"You’re so polite" thanks i was raised in constant fear of upsetting people.

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