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Trump almost got shot again and it’s not even trending on tumblr

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crawling out of august covered in blood

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hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?

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transtrendered my way to the top

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Does tumblr know about the animation union yaoi yet

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Do you guys think [redacted] is gay? *remembers it’s bad to speculate abt people’s sexualities* I know for certain [redacted] is gay

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A metro is such an intimate thing for a city to have... babygirl I'm in your guts...

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Listen to me. Hairy dykes are vital to the community. Essential. And I mean hairy dykes. Happy trails, fuzzy stomachs, chest hair on breasts or flat chests or otherwise, hairy pits, full bushes, hairy arms and legs. Hairy asses. Facial hair. I’m talking all of it. If you’re a hairy dyke you’re a cornerstone of this community I love you you’re so sexy

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It sucks that there's only 20 minutes in each day. If there was more than that I would get more stuff done I'm sure

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fountain of immortality < leaky tgirl cock

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why must it always be 'peppering'. why can't i salt my lover with kisses. paprika my lover with kisses. 3 tablespoons chili powder 2 teaspoons ground cumin 1/2 teaspoons oregano my lover with kisses

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you have to grope the tgirls flat chest. grab her boobs. “she doesn’t have any” i don’t want to hear it.

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the four moods

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come meet my friend sexual dracula

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auto suggest bewilders me