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Quietly faking your death is not the best idea 🤔

I drew these on airplanes sitting next to men who stared vERY obviously unless I looked at them, and women who were subtle and said nice things politely only after i put the tablet away.

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THANK YOU SO MUCH AHHHH, I AM SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT ENOUGH TO WANT TO REREAD IT AND WRITE NICE THINGS ON A RANDOM FRIDAY 😭😭

u can have the title of being Tobias’s biggest fan - he needs one 💕💕

Heyy, just because I’m in the throes of considering rereading it while I’m on break with nothing to do, shout-out to Doctored Chance by @ollie-alooffloof gotta be one of my favorite non-traditionally-published books 🙏

It’s literally awesome. I read it all in one sitting one random night in June when I randomly found Tobias on Artfight. I stayed up until 6am 😭 It was totally worth it, though, it’s got it all: it’s SO funny, it’s got superhero action, it’s got found family, it’s got murder! I mean, what else could you want? It’s so beautifully written and I’ve gotta lay claim to being Dr. Tobias MacClain’s biggest fan >:3

Not to mention how well-crafted the world is, I mean 👌 mwah, it’s just so fun. The whole structure of it is so interesting, with the concept of certain powers only being in very limited circulation? It’s so cool and opens a lot of doors for how people born with powers might feel very restricted by it all.

…also, I’m jealous that I didn’t come up with it myself lol >:c

Anyways! Shout out to Doctored Chance and Alooffloof! Gotta be one of my favorites 🙏

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Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.

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had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”

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Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.

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Are you from the States? Good luck getting in if you're not. 🫠

I am a citizen and am from Florida originally

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I’ve been watching community again 🤧

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AAWWWWWHHHH!!! We are honoured to represent volcanoes!🫡🌋 🫶

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MY MAN AND THE DEPARTMENT OF CONSERVATION WERE ROBBED BY HEADQUARTERS!! the worst 😔😔😔😔

down with hero government✋ 😤

this made me laugh ty for the @ 😌🫶

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As of this week, I will no longer be taking art commissions!

Or, at least, it will be highly unlikely for the foreseeable future and most likely indefinitely. I have filled my last slots for this month, and from February, I will be a hobby artist only with very few exceptions. Thank you to everyone who has supported me and my work over the years! It means so much to me and it has seriously gotten me through so much while battling through uni, living costs, student debt and more.

I start my dream job in mid-March as a veterinarian, and foresee a very busy and exhausting (and rewarding!) year ahead. :) My income will finally be steady after that, so I will likely become a commissioner of art rather than an artist by commission, and I'll pretty much just draw for fun and no longer accept money for my art. :>

Next week I hop on a plane to Singapore and travel Asia for a month with 3 friends from my veterinary cohort, then I will return to New Zealand for 10 days, pack my final bags, and board a one way flight to Florida for my next chapter. I am in a lot of debt but I'm living life anyways   (p.s I am not exactly riveted about the current hateful political and social environment I will be flying into but I am very lucky to have a secure job lined up with a supportive environment.)

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Hey kid you want a job?

Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.

See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.

Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.

Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.

Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.

Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section

(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!

Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.

Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(

Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!

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Adult Transgender Legislative Risk Map, November 2024

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Latest ref for an old character. I've always been terrible about drawing women (avoiding it all of the time), so despite Evelyn being a character made in 2016, there is very little evidence of her existence :"D

Building her Toyhouse page and the Toyhouse pages for other characters in the this story has been my hyperfixation this month :^)

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I DO obsessively read peoples tags when they rb my art

And, yes, I DO kick my little feets and giggle when I get compliments