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Virgin hazbin: we never show Vox from the side because hes flat

Chad Gravity Falls:

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i want what david cronenberg has

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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

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Me @ my draft

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I ask once more for the people in the back:

WHO THE FUCK IS SAMPO KOSKI

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"If you bite it you bought it" would be a phrase I see for like, several fic set ups

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The funnier option in all this is that the sword got up and walked away

national elections so fucked someone’s out to become king of the franks

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Real Life sucks give me a good political drama in a fantasy world with tragedy and adventure and maybe a dragon as a treat

Sometimes I wonder how people survive without obsessively thinking about fictional realities. Could not be me. Thinking only Real Life stuff for a whole day???? I would be dead.

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It actually makes a lot of sense that Bruce was one of the few people left standing in the crowd at Haly’s Circus when Dick’s parents died.

Watching two innocent people plummet to their deaths is gruesome. It’s shocking. It can be horribly traumatic, depending on the blunt force trauma of hitting the ground. They might not have died right away. They might have bled and made awful noises that were heard even above the sounds of the crowd.

But Bruce is Batman. Bruce saw his parents get murdered right in front of him. And he knows the sounds and sights of someone dying. He’s hardened himself to stay calm in a situation like that, both through trauma and practice.

I think the image of a young Dick Grayson making eye contact with the one unshaken person in the crowd is chilling. A man standing resolute when everyone else is screaming, sadness etched across his face. But not panic. Not confusion. Resignation, maybe.

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sometimes life is living with your best friend and it's almost like a sitcom of that one white guy who is bland and normal looking and then his roommate is a nonconforming eldritch being who randomly says inane things and he responds as if it's just tuesday.

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Unexpected child acquisition but it's a grown adult is what I would have said but the metaphorical cannibalism threw me for a loop

I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way

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......this sparked something in my brain so here comes the ramble:

I genuinely think that MoShang would have been equally popular in the human realm because, despite the vast insistence that demons and humans are different, everyone loves to watch blood spill and drama happen.

It's genuinely known across the Demon Realm that Moshang is the Goal(TM). Their story was decades in the making. Loyalty, betrayal, cunning and strength, the rise of a king and the sheer audacity of some human to follow one of their own and somehow be more of a terror on demons than demons themselves.

Sha Hualing is the one who has to tell Liu Mingyan that her porn is subpar at best because the store of the emperor and his weird human is intriguing, sure, but like when you see an ugly puppy and it does nothing except somehow lick its own eyeball.

This somehow makes its way to the peak lords who are all deeply disturbed and highly interested, mostly because the way Shang-shidi is described in the stories makes him much more powerful than he has been around the sect.

Said Shang-shidi, who is currently handling his army of minions- students- who all know that their shizun has been managing a kingdom and a sect while also somehow making time for the entire thing with Shen-shishu. (Shang, who is an author from a modern era and so works on a modern era grind even after all these years, and no, he won't slow down, don't get Mu Qingfang-)

And the more the peak lords learn about it the more they're a little concerned because now it sounds like they may have been a little unsupportive. What do you mean Shang Qinghua was abandoned by his fellow students on that mission he met the Mo prince? What do you mean he has had to play Assassin and spy in both demon and human realm for years? Where did he go when he was hurt? (Cause it certainly wasn't Mu Qingfang who now has more reasons to tackle the An Ding Peak lord and drag him for a checkup other than overwork).

Meanwhile Shen Yuan and Luo Binghe are both baffled and a little insulted. Because once the MoShang story starts leaking out of the demon realm into the Mortal one and people immediately latch onto that 200k slow burn angst hurt and comfort, they're considered old news and (by most demons) sort of a knock off and weird tale that was enjoyable for the moment but not that interesting once you've heard it.

Moshang Meanwhile:

SQH: hmm. I feel like something in the world has shifted.

SQH:......well, not my problem! My king!

Mobei "I'd Freeze The World For You" Jun: Mm.

Every single day I'm grateful for that time I stumbled on the SVSSS headcanon that while Bingqiu is considered highkey confusing and lowkey cringe in the demon realm, Moshang is known as the Power Couple™. They're the demonic love story. The 'It Couple'.

Just generations of demons sighing over the dramatic and bloody love story of the Northern King and his right hand man plus spymaster, yearning for one of their own filled with such glorious violence and betrayal! A classic childhood friends to lovers narrative filled with ups and downs and copious murder and gore! Love at first sight! The story of the loyal spy who rose up the ranks of the brutal Northern Court, culling his competition while providing vital intel to his liege, all the while infiltrating the most powerful cultivation sect in the world and eventually even becoming a Peak Lord! The slow burn of all slow burns! All kinds of spicy complicated power imbalances! Sexy, unexpected age gaps! Years of heavy plot! Decades of passionate courting! The pinnacle of inter-species forbidden romance! The tale of a man who swore eternal loyalty after falling violently in love at the very first meeting, calling a mere Prince His King in his desire and determination to see his beloved's ascension to the throne that was his birthright, and the Demon Prince who was unexpectedly presented with fierce loyalty in a life that had until then been rife with treachery and grabbed it with both hands and never looked back!

...and there's Junshan and the weird human he keeps around. Somewhat interesting if you're into that teacher-student thing I guess. There were very few deaths. Some bland murders. The trial arc and the self destruct thing plus corpse hoarding was interesting but overall very vanilla. Unseasoned. Not even a proper decade of drama. Kinda boring. And Junshan's half human so they're like Walmart version inter-species romance. But whatever the Emperor's into I guess. His dad was kinda weird too but at least his relationship with that human woman had some kick to it. The new generation just doesn't appreciate a long drawn out painful romance tsk tsk...

Like infinitely grateful to whoever first spawned that headcanon. Never fails to make me laugh. Honestly the most hilarious thing I've ever seen in this fandom. Hope your pillow is always cold and you never stub your toe.

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New idea: instead of writing the fic, you come over to my house and I tell you the entire plot while I pace my tiny kitchen. There’s a cup of tea, warm in your hands. The words don’t stop and the affection never leaves your expression.