YOU HAD ONE JOB
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imagine roughly a million people realizing "yeah we could storm a government facility and they literally would not be able to stop us all" and not using that knowledge to overthrow the government
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Getting divorced and re-married is like starting a game over so you can go with the mage instead of the warrior.
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THEYRE LIKE A FAMILY OF DINOSaurs
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My dad came in my room just to ask
‘Are you a gamer’
‘Are you apart of gamer gate’
‘Did you see that girl who sells water her ass has been in’
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Me making a friendship only to find out they’re a dick
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cat im a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i d *gets sentenced to 87 years in prison for unauthorized disclosure of classified information*
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I wish I was comfortable in my own body.
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what’s your sign and what are your favorite flowers?
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