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A legacy
If you put your heart on paper what’s left of you?
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I saw a cricket leap, leap down my half-lit hallway Away For it knows safety is conditional And Death looks like me.
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Bert looks at hearts all day
All of them, a clock, wound and left to countdown
Bert can safely tell you how many times it’s ticked so far
One hundred thousand times
More or less - Times three hundred sixty five times a number between one and one hundred and five
Bert is an expert on hearts
All electric and unwavering
Bert reads four clocks almost every day
Only seven thousand beats or so
More than one hundred forty since you started reading this post
Bert knows there’s some left
Usually over a million or merely seven
Bert won’t know if they stop
One hundred fifty thousand today
Maybe more hopefully less
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Change stands outside your room and twists the doorknob (sometimes for years) without entering, waits for you to ignore the sound, turn away, stare blank at your dreams–all the wings pinned on the wall– before it starts throwing, bruising itself, snapping its limbs backward trying to get in (needing to be let in), or just stands silent, seethes like a disappointed parent before it kicks the door down.
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This whole Grimace birthday shake trend would make for an EXCELLENT Call of Cthulhu scenario
#call of cthulhu#dungeon master#keeper of arcane lore#dnd#mystery#deranged detective#happy birthday grimace#grimace milkshake#grimace meal#I already wrote one hahahahahaha
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I'm tempted to do a s1 lineup to match this, but I also have a lot of ideas for comics so we shall see!
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OH AND THE BUILDING IS MODULAR
GUYS MY PLAYERS LOVED THE MINIS AND TERRAIN I MADE THEM SO MUCH THAT I DIDNT EVEN NEED TO PUT THEM IN DEATH SAVES FOR THEM TO TAKE PICTURES it’s the only thing that spared them. I was ready to tpk
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GUYS MY PLAYERS LOVED THE MINIS AND TERRAIN I MADE THEM SO MUCH THAT I DIDNT EVEN NEED TO PUT THEM IN DEATH SAVES FOR THEM TO TAKE PICTURES it’s the only thing that spared them. I was ready to tpk
#dnd#dungeon master#warhammer miniatures#dnd 5e#dungeons and dragons#arts and crafts#fallout new vegas#post apocalyptic
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If my players don’t OBSESS over the minis I spent 18 HOURS making and painting I WILL be upset and I will make it EVERYBODYS problem. DISADVANTAGE on YOU
DISADVANTAGE on your FAMILY
DISADVANTAGE on your
COW
GAHHDH
#dnd#dungeon master#warhammer miniatures#mulan#I’ve literally been watching paint dry#this is a cry for help#dungeons and dragons
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Anthony Burch once said —
Woah that sounds
BORING.
What’reyoujustgonna take him out of here and then
go back to earth?
That sounds really dull…
✨ Drama! ✨
Scam pulls out a gun
— I think about that sometimes
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No wait it’s okay there’s a foot rest :3
No I DONT want the high top 😡
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No I DONT want the high top 😡
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Come ON guys it’s KWAFEE :3 not KAHFEE
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Judge me, not by the color of my skin
But by the hues of my actions
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Welcome!
I write music
And poetry
Unfortunately
My twitter is now exclusively used as a punishment
Kwaffee :3
Here there be shitposts (and dragons)
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Midwest Mountain Range
Clouds imposing on the horizon
Holding
Memories
Creeks
valleys
Uncanny traps
Tourism
We’ve come full circle
Without straying too far
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