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growing up as an imaginative single child, I loved to play with Barbies. I loved creating elaborate drama-filled storylines for them and I could keep at it for hours. there was one problem. I had like 15 thrift store Barbies and no Kens. I only had one Barbie-sized male doll and it was a collectible Elvis Presley doll and he was my favorite doll. I always did the Elvis voice when I was playing him but he had no relation to Elvis Presley otherwise. anyway, he had some crazy days. trapped on a scary planet where he is the only man in the world and half of the women there hate him. in a massive car accident and stranded in the woods with a girlfriend who had broken her foot and a crazy ex girlfriend who had stalked them there. kidnapped by Athena (one of my Barbie sized dolls was Athena, like, the goddess) and held captive by her while trying to go home to his 7 situationships. all of this happening to a guy who looks and sounds exactly like Elvis but is otherwise the quintessential everyman.

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is there any temptation greater than being in the hardware store and seeing the place where they have all the little cards for the colours

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Kimono.

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you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

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the way ivan aivazovsky looks at the sea…i think…i think that’s what love looks like.

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PHOENIX WRIGHT: ACE ATTORNEY (2001)

Do you realize what this means? When he heard the gunshot, it was still Christmas Eve!!!

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this is about procrastinating. or executive dysfunction. i think

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Here! Take it! TGCF band AU be upon ye!! If I mess with these anymore, I'm going to explode!!!

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Here! Take it! TGCF band AU be upon ye!! If I mess with these anymore, I'm going to explode!!!

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memes to make me feel better

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fog of war in the grocery store

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sure, i'll drink the pink swirly potion that released a little heart shaped cloud when you uncorked it. what's the worst that could happen

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*turns a perfect 180 degrees so that my cutting board-flat ass is facing you* *i walk away with feminine swagger but masculine contempt*

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