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Dethklok banter, live @ Velódromo Olímpico, Mexico City; Nov. 16th, 2024

Unfortunately I could not record the very first lines as I was struggling with my phone, so I also don't remember what Nathan and Pickles were saying! :(

Transcript under the cut:

Pickles: [Previous lines cut off] ...fuck yeah!

Nathan: Pickles, you're really picking up some Spanish!

Pickles: Fuckin' muy caliente, motherfuuuckeeeeers!

Skwisgaar: Ah-fuckins hellos to Mexico Citiiieees! Fucks yeah, thanks yous sos much for letting me comes into your countries of Mexico Cities!

Pickles: Oi, Skwisgaar, you're really learnin' yer geeeography!

Nathan: Fuck yeah, TEQUILAAAAAAAA!

[Audience cheers]

Charles: Uh, hey, guys. Uh, it's finally* that part of the night...

Nathan: Oh, fuckin' Charles. What are you doin' here, you asshole?!

Charles: Well, it's come to that part where you... have to say goodbye.

[Audience goes "Nooo"]

Nathan: Oh, fuckin' real nice, Charles! Now everybody's fuckin' bummed out!

Charles: Well, uh. You could play a couple more songs.

[Audience cheers]

Nathan: Uhh. I don't know, I don't know. This audience, th— maybe some of them are a little tired, I can't tell...

[Audience goes "Nooo"]

Charles: Well, if they scream loud enough, will you play another song?

[Audience cheers and yells]

Nathan: The answer's yes! If these guys scream loud enough, we'll play another fuckin' song!

[Audience screams]

Nathan: [Unintelligible due to audience's screams]

[Audience continues yelling]

Nathan: Is that everybody?!

[Audience screams again]

Nathan: ¡Somos... las... gears!

Pickles: ¡Somos *los* gears!

Nathan: That's right! WE ARE THE GEARS! ONE MORE SONG!

[Audience cheers]

Nathan: ¡MUCHAS GRACIAS!

[Audience cheers, yells, laughs]

["Fansong" begins playing]

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*Not sure whether or not he actually used the word "finally", as my friend and I were giggling too much about me losing my shit when Charles started speaking.

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Silco's genuine smiles

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HE LOOKS SO GOOD 😭😭

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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x06 - “The Message Hidden Within the Pattern” ↳ "Do you remember them?"

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So Silco, Vander and Felicia were friends. The relationship between Silco and Vander crumbled after Felicia's death on the bridge (s1 ep1), but at this point the girls are already quite grown up. Could it be that Silco and Vander have been involved in their upbringing all these years? That's why they approach Vander so calmly on the bridge - they know him. Could Powder have thrown herself into Silco's arms in ep3 because she somehow remembered him and by that time he was the only member of her family?

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day 2

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Tf2 Speeding Bullet headcanon

Since the internet didn’t exist and he wasn’t big on Australian literature, Scout did not know what kangaroos were

It’s the 60’s!!! Schools talk about virtue and god and war and definitely not random creatures across the globe

Sniper, of course, is distraught when he learns this. He immediately tries to explain what a kangaroo is thinking Scout will get it

Scout does not

“They hop! The little bastards fight and have brute tails and-“ “you’re making this up aren’t you”

They fight for WEEKS over the existence of kangaroos. Scout is 100% sure Sniper is fucking with him and Sniper is on the Brink.

The Aussie is going fucking nuts. He can’t sleep, can’t eat. This random Boston twink doesn’t know what a kangaroo is and is fucking gaslight him

Sniper starts to question whether kangaroos are some secret knowledge but they’re literally not and everyone else knows about them

The more Sniper starts tweaking the less Scout believes him. Until one day, they get a supply delivery

Sniper literally orders a book about kangaroos with pictures. He’s had enough of this shit

RACES to find Scout. It’s like the one scene on the office where Toby yells and asks for a camera and everyone is stunned

Medic asks if he’s alright but Sniper is on a mission

He’s so worked up that when he finally finds Scout he can barely breathe. Huffing, puffing, blowing the mfing house down

He opens the book and shoves his brittle finger on the picture of a kangaroo. He’s yelling, hollering, flooded with pride and accomplishment at the fact he was right, kangaroos do exist

Scout glances at the page and goes “oh cool”. Doesn’t really give a fuck but good for you man!

Sniper doesn’t leave his camper for days after

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Hey y’all I’m back to drawing old man yaoi :D

I needed to get this out of my system since I’ve had this au in my noggin for quite some time now, Andalusite (heavy x medic fusion) is by @gracefireheart and the Steven universe x tf2 au is by @lenny-link :]

I wanted to make a fake screenshot but I can’t background so I just dropped the boi in a field and called it a day, anyway in the scene scout really wants to fuse with someone to be bigger and more powerful but he doesn’t really understand what it means to fuse with someone else so every time he tries he can’t stay fused for more than a cupole seconds, so he’s venting his frustration to Andalusite and asking him for advice since he’s always fused and Andalusite starts dropping some crazy lore about the time he fused for the very first time.

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I have a headcannon that Engineer here can speak fluent Spanish but it's the really bad accented Texarkana spanish white people near the border speak. The man sounds like Hank Hill speaking Spanish. Iykyk

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YAY DONE FINALLY tf2 mercs + hcs i added some extra stuff for the mercs who i think have different genders or whatever depending on what team they're on

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Some of my headcanon looks for the Spies :3

(he/they for Blu and she/he for Red)

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My proof that medic isn't all heartless, cold, and evil

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Hi,I'm Issam from Gaza I'm sorry to write to you here but I have to, can you please donate or highlight my campaign so that I can buy a $100 bag of flour so that my family can eat healthy food instead of spoiled food

Thank you and sorry to bother you! Have a nice day and stay safe

https://gofund.me/fc848a56

not a bother at all!!

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My family, my dear friends and everyone who knows me or not.

My name is Issam, I live in Gaza, and I'm 29 years old. Everyone who knows me knows that I am a reserved, quiet and reclusive person. I have always been an independent person and used to do everything myself for my family. So, I hope you understand that today it's difficult for me to talk about my personal issues and finally ask for help

I will tell you my story briefly, after I realized some of my dreams a short time ago by marrying my life partner and moving into my house, which we only stayed in for a few days until we were in the middle of the war, we fled to save ourselves and stay alive, we lost hope in life after all our dreams that we had dreamed of since childhood were shattered

One of our dreams was to settle in the house we built stone by stone and be happy like other couples, but we couldn't because of the war.

I used to work as a lawyer in several companies, I am unemployed, I lost my job, I have no source of income, and everything I saved I put in the house, the house was destroyed and I have nothing now.

This is a picture of me as a lawyer with the head of the Bar Association

My wife and I decided to start a fundraising campaign so that we can get some money to evacuate us after we lost everything, to rebuild our house that was destroyed by the occupation, and to get food, water and other necessities of life so that we can live first and then think about our future, which we don't know anything about.

Now, this is our house, which was destroyed by the occupation after my wife and I equipped it

The place where we live now is devoid of all the necessities of life, and we struggle with access to water, food, safety, and all the necessities needed to live.

I realize that we're all going through tough times, so anything that helps, whether it's your love and support, your donation, sharing my story, or sending love and prayers, it's all accepted and greatly appreciated, and I hope that anyone who is able to help me will help me and spread the link, because literally every dollar makes a difference.

Here is the link to the private fundraising campaign

@90-ghost @nabulsi @sar-soor @sayruq @appsa @fairuzfakhira

My campaign has been verified by:

@90-ghost here.

@gazavetters,my number verified on the list is ( #205 ) here.

@dlxxv-vetted-donations here.

@bilal-salah0 here.

@tododeku-or-bust here.

@collgeruledzebra here.

@comrademango here.

@mar64ds here.

@mangocheesecakes here.

@a-shade-of-blue here.

@magnus-rhymes-with-swagness-blog here.

@gaza-evacuation-funds here.

@bettertheodds here.

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If you live in the USA and you're pleading for donations to pay your rent, bills, or get food then dial 211! Please dial 211 before the last minute!

It's a toll free service with people who will help you find programs in your community to pay those bills, find food, and find housing! They will give you numbers to call so you can get help.

It is not 100% foolproof. Their job is to direct you to a program they believe will help your current issue, but it's still a step up from praying random strangers online will give you enough cash before a deadline! The added benefit of these community programs, which get funded by the local government most of the time, is if there are more people using them then they can get more money to help more people.

You're not taking resources from other people if you use your community services. Your taxes pay for them. Use them.

Dial 211 first to see if they can help, and if for some reason they can't, then make your donation posts!

https://www.211.org/

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if i had a nickel for every time Viktor died i would have 2 nickels... WHICH IS WAY MORE THAN I'D LIKE PLEASE STOP KILLING HIM

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viktor was jesus for like a WEEK and then jayce had to go ahead and crucify him. this isnt "doomed" yaoi this isnt "toxic" yaoi this is something different. this is eldritch horror yaoi. this is divorce but on a biblical scale.