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Just saw somebody use the phrase "indirect incest" and I think my brain melted.

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superman (1987) #43

UM... ABOUT THAT , CLARK,

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And for a moment I forget just how dark and cold it gets

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Timothy Jackson Drake

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the timkon fans who shit on bart are annoying, the konbart fans who shit on tim are annoying, and i don't actually know if there are timbart fans who shit on kon, but i sure hope not, because they'd be annoying. the three of them are a set!!! do NOT separate. red tornado literally assigned them one shared brain cell. what is not clickign

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lucius fox didn't deal with all of bruce's shit for years just for you to say tim drake runs wayne enterprises. put some respect on his name.

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everyone always makes kon just tim's arm candy and a side accessory to hashtag batfam fics, but that's trite, cliche, overdone, and boring. here, at rimi mamawasatesttube industries, well, we know the real stuff. to the enlightened mind, it's obvious that tim drake is simply an accessory to the superfam. not only does he love kon more than life itself--there's more! he's also a miniature lois lane (a nosy little snoop with a do-gooder's streak a mile wide), with a built-in awe and fanboy-style respect for machinists and inventors such as john henry irons. and, since he's king of following in dick grayson's footsteps, naturally he loves and respects superman greatly. he's made for this, really. come to metropolis tim; you know you want to.

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D E L I G H T F U L ~

comic masterpost

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He was a skater boy

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Posting will be irregular because of school 😔💔

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hi are there any popular batfam tumblrs around willing to pass on a message? just real quick. thanks

kon-el's civilian name is spelled conner kent. not connor. not konner or konner.

conner kent.

starts with a c. has an e instead of a second o.

c-o-n-n-e-r.

conner kent.

if you spell it connor, comic fans think of connor hawke, who is a major member of the arrowfam. if you spell it konner or konnor, it just looks like you don't know that kon is short for kon-el, his kryptonian name. either way -- it's not his name. his civilian identity name is conner kent.

please, please spell his name correctly if you're going to include him. there's nothing more disheartening than clicking on something tagged with kon and/or timkon only to see kon referred to as connor or konner or konnor.

and. listen. i know you aren't including him in your batfam + timkon cameo because he's your favorite or anything. but it would be really cool of you to spell his name right if you're going to put him in the fic. otherwise, why is he there, you know?

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i literally dont care what your excuse for using AI is. if you didnt put your own effort into making it im not putting my own effort into interacting with it.

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Pompei by Bastille // Gotham War // Joker: Last Laugh

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ESPECIALLY those posts/fics that i stumble upon every once in a while that talk about how grateful dick would be if jason killed catalina for him and like lol lmao the whole aftermath of the blockbuster arc is about how guilty dick feels about not having prevented the death of someone that actively tried and succeeded in ruining his life like what the are you even talking about he doesnt want anyone to die ever!! not even if they hurt him!! thats the point

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Tim and Dick are Ride or Die.

They are the very definition of Ride or Die

They will always match each others vibe they always have each others back no matter what.

Without hesitation how high, oh we're jumping off a bridge cool.

They will walk through fire for each other and that's why I love them your honor!!!

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every bad plot around a woman in dc could be redeemed if you guys were willing to do even half the amount of good PR for women as you do for jason todd

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The 'hyperspecific situations' polls are really once again highlighting that native English speakers tend to forget that 'foreign' doesn't mean 'non-English' or 'non-American'

"Did you watch a foreign language movie in the past three days?" Yeah I watched the foreign movie "The Martian" with foreign actor Matt Damon