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losing my fucking mind at this courtroom sketch

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lol, lmao, etc

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comic about the grinch

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Like, in concept I genuinely have nothing against "clean living"/straight-edge or sober lifestyles in general, I'm a pro choice addict and while I don't believe in abstinence as the only education on substance dependence I understand why other addicts or even just normals choose that way of existing n as such defend it as much as I would any other model thats works for the person that *chooses* it. BIG fuckin however comma though,,,, what the fuck is up with those people that make a big thing about never touching drugs but then they ingest enough caffeine to kill a teenager?? They for real exist in this plane of reality where "drugs" are this amorphous fucking thing they assume other people get arrested for and ruin their lives with and when you explain all the shit around them they just don't fucking believe you!!! Its maddening!!!!

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male characters having no asses in video games is the most tragic epidemic since smallpox

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when I say the strategy works

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In middle school, my parents went through a really ugly divorce. My mom got a boyfriend during it, which pissed my dad off.

One day I was out shopping with my mom and my sister called us asking us to come home because my dad had come into the house and absolutely fucking destroyed it. You could hear my dad in the background screaming that my mom better come home or he was going to kill us all.

We took him very seriously and rushed home, because he was unmedicated bipolar, had already broken things in our home, had been physically abusive to us in the past, had PTSD from war, and had access to guns. When we got home, my dad threatened to kill my mom and his four children (age 8, 13, 15, and 17) right in front of us. The cops told my mom that they can't legally make him leave because he hadn't actually touched a person yet and his name was on the mortgage. What they did instead is ask him politely to leave the premises for the night. My mom called his commanding officer (Army) to try to get some help and all he did was make my dad promise not to kill her. Both the cops and his commanding officer told my mom that his feelings were just really hurt because she brought her boyfriend around the kids, and that it was probably a good idea not to bring him around us anymore.

They did absolutely nothing to protect me and my entire family from my father's EXTREMELY credible threat, where he was physically present, had already been violent, and was actively threatening to kill us.

But I'm monstrously relieved to know that they took down Brianna Boston with $100,000 bail and a potential 15 year jail sentence for her vague threat to a corporation in general. Glad to know a woman with no firearms, no intent, and merely speaking out of frustration was considered a credible threat. When our justice system says "serve and protect," they clearly don't mean women and children in domestic violence situations. They don't mean the average person who's just fed up with a system that steals from us and puts our lives at risk every single day.

They just mean rich, white men and corporations.

Brianna probably shouldn't have said what she said. But I'll defend her with my last breath because she stands for something that the vast majority of us already felt. That nobody is looking out for the average person. That nobody values our lives. That our justice system is unfair and will protect the rich fiercely, but not us. A rich CEO dies, and we'll support it and everyone defending it, because he was just one more person in the long line of powerful people that didn't protect us. He's just one more person who left us for dead when he had the power to help. And we are so sick and tired after decades of struggling that we just don't feel like we owe it to him to be the bigger person anymore.

Just so we're clear, this is not a threat of any kind. I have no access to firearms and I have no plans to, nor would I ever, harm anyone. This is not a manifesto or a potential motive. It is an analysis of the situation in context.

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Me on my puter doing puter things

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oh? 👀

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stupid derg 😊🎄

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Im trying to make this cell replicate but i cant fit all that dna in there it just gets everywhere! What should I do?

The ever reliable chromosome:

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Programming is so funny. It says

"ERROR: int can not be converted to a string"

And you're just like "oh, okay. *adds ".ToString()" to the end*"

"Alright that's okay ^w^"