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Marisha is not ok, and everyone feels bad for Keyleth. Having Vax back for only one night might be worse.

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it is wild that people read Fjord's vibes as hesitancy over marriage to Jester generally and not the fact that deep down, he as a person is the sort to have a private ceremony with friends on the beach, but he knows Jester is the sort of person to dream of a massive spectacle wedding and even deeper down he wants her to have that so his attitude is "please have this, it will make you so happy, but god I cannot think about wedding colors like that's literally not a thing my brain can comprehend, especially while we're on a mission to kill the mind control moon emperors"

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you know what perhaps strange women lying in ponds distributing swords IS a pretty solid basis of government actually

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He’s getting divorced. Ross, maybe you know him.

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how is piracy bad? it’s sharing. and sharing is caring.

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Sam didn't even have to THINK to answer the question.

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Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3

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Vex: i dont want us be together

Percy: ok, we arent then

Vex: ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ

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How does superglue REFUSE to come out of the tube when you're actively trying to get some out, but as soon as you give up and put it down, the damn thing decides it's time to do world's best pineapple-with-a-werewolf-boyfriend -impression?

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Here's how Zeke spent his wishes...

Watch the full episode on Dropout

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calculator app looooves to disguise itself as clock app. shell put on her little makeup and wig and you tap on her and then your all in numbers andd calculations world and you go i didnt want this!!!!!!! and you have to miserable leave and go crawling over to clock app whos a mean old hag whos always waking you up and you think God i wish i was at calculator right now

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CRITICAL ROLE: CAMPAIGN 3 Episode 19: Omens Above

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Now my baby's all alone Ever since I up and gone I can't let my baby be

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I'd like to think Beau has an enchanted pocket that provides near-infinte ball bearings