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happy new year! have a gorgug thistlespring
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my number one tip for vampires: don't have your morality pet/main support system tying you to humanity also be your significant other. you'll have one argument and go on break for a few weeks and then, boom, you're out murdering again. I mean I get it but it's one of the classic blunders.
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At every 'first kiss' when they're not supposed to be kissing, she looks upset. And yet they ALWAYS end up kissing 🙂↕️
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"FREE LUIGI
Deny Defend Depose
EAT THE CEOs"
Sticker spotted in Portland, Oregon
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BREAKING: Matt Gaetz is threatening that if his sexual misconduct gets revealed, he’ll call out all the other pervert Republicans in Congress.
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Watching the Time Quangles and I have a new duo I wish to see in one
Riz and Margret.
Only because they both have business cards. I kinda think Riz would be elated to have someone to exchange them with.
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chase me if you must, but i’ll be the one to capture you
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I was so excited to see Riz and PIB show up in a Time Quangle episode. HOWEVER!
Experiencing the immediate feral animosity between Kugrash and PIB was just an enjoyable.
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I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol
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