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Stede: We have fun, don't we Lucius?

Lucius: I have Never been more stressed in my life

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Black Pete: This is how you hold a knife when you’re whittling.

Lucius: Very cool babe!

Jim, taking the knife: And this is you you hold a knife to kill people

Lucius:

Lucius: I suddenly have to go do other things

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Jim: I've never been in a snowball fight

Oluwande: Really?

Jim: Is it some sort of points system or is it just to the death?

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Buttons: Dinnae worry, I have a permit!

Lucius:

Lucius: This just says "I can do what I want"

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Stede: I'm limited edition. Unique. No other copies.

Izzy: thank FUCKING god for that

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Lucius: You keep hugging Captain Blackbeard when he's upset.

Lucius: Next thing you know, he's gonna fall in love with you. Is that what you want?

Stede, scoffing: Is that what I want?

Izzy, at full volume from his naughty corner: YES

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Lucius: I got up at 5 this morning so I could put spiders in Izzy's bed.

Roach: I wish I could care about something as much as you care about ruining his life

Lucius: Thanks but it's a group effort, I can't take all the credit.

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The Swede: I'll cook dinner tonight!

Everyone else, including Karl: is that meant to be a threat?

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Frenchie: I'm bi and confused

Frenchie: Not about being bi. I'd just like to know what's going on once in awhile.

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Stede: Do you know why I opted for all of you to come on this journey?

Frenchie: I kind of assumed you'd lost a bet, to be honest

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Frenchie: Trust me, I know what I'm doing

Jim: Not even God knows what you're doing, Frenchie

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Izzy: Murder wasn't on today's agenda

Stede: Murder shouldn't be on anybody's agenda!!

Izzy: No no, it's definitely on mine. See here, pencilled in every Tuesday.

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Ed: *sneezes*

Lucius, from inside the walls: Bless you

Ed, looking around nervously: ...God?

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Jim: yesterday I heard the Swede say "are you sure about this?" and then I heard Buttons say "Trust me"

Jim: I have never moved so fast from one room to another in my entire life

Jim: what, you think I was gonna stand inside the blast radius? No thank you, I don't need to be infected by the stupid

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Frenchie: What if “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are both about the same events but from different perspectives

Jim: once again i must remind you of my policies for conversations at four in the goddamn morning

Jim: namely that I will strangle you with your own small intestine

Roach: no no, I want to hear more, the man has a point!

Jim:

Jim: that's it I'm doing away with you both for the good of all of us

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Frenchie: Are lobsters mermaids to scorpions?

Jim: it is FOUR IN THE GODDAMN MORNING

Roach: no no wait, he has a point!

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Lucius: Did you and Captain have a fight, Captain?

Stede: Ed had a fight, I was being perfectly reasonable