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HERE IT IS, WORLD! 

OLD FRIENDS!!!

THANKS NO BUDGE

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ONLINE PREMIERE JAN 5!!! 2016!!!!! ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

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SALESMANSHIP LOCKED ///\\\///\\\///\\\

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Look what we did!

a smash 

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The NoBudge Awards may not be as hotly anticipated as other statuettes doled out at this time of year, but Kentucker Audley's annual selections are still well

WINNING AND NOT MISSING

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just realized we've had cakes made of both our movies

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From the directing team that brought you The Mud, last year's NoBudge award winner for Best Short, The Greggs is an uproarious follow-up about a foursome sporting color-coordinated turtlenecks, all named Gregg, holed up in a house making standardized tests...

THE GREGGS IS ONLINE, YO

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The Greggs (Bruce Bundy, Nigel Defriez, Rob Malone, Kira Pearson, Alex Mechanik, Jessie Levandov, & Jonathan Rosenblit) win Spirit of Slamdance. Their enthusiasm causes Brian Knappenberger to fear for his life. 

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/slamdance-winners-announced-673751

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Greggs=HAmmer to NaiL runner up

late 2013

http://www.hammertonail.com/editorial/short-film-contest-winner-runner-up-fall-13/

If you’ve ever wondered who inflicts the torture of standardized tests upon us, the surreal, comedic film The Greggs envisions a very weird answer. The Greggs are two men and two women all named Gregg who receive telepathic communications from “The Gregg,” an oil painting of an old white man. This inspires the process by which the Greggs write all the standardized tests in America, which they sell to a corporate boss in exchange for pyramids of egg cartons. Their life is organized into forms, from the uniform matching blond wigs, pastel turtlenecks, and ill-fitting jeans they wear, to their symmetrical meals they call “eggmess.” This metronomic life is disrupted by the defection of one Gregg, and the disappearance of the painting of The Gregg, which throws their lives into turmoil. The film is the creation of an NYU-based collective, and divas need not apply: they take collaboration seriously enough to list seven directors in the credits. Like a lost SNL sketch, this full commitment to the world they’ve created is what makes The Greggs work.

-Susanna Locascio

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NO BUDGE LOVES US TOO

SHORT! OF! THE! YEAR!

NO COMPLAINTS HERE!!!

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In the lead-up to the unveiling of our definitive Top 50 Movies of 2013 list, we’ve asked some friends of Paste to tell us their favorites of the year. Tune in for a different list each day. Today’s contributor is actor Tallie Medel, the star of this year’s ‘The Unspeakable Act’ (pictured)....

Love you back, Tallie!!!!

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http://slamdance.com/SLAMDANCE-20-LOOKS-AT-ROOTS-OF-FESTIVAL-IN-SPECIAL-SCREENINGS-AND

'THE GREGGS' IS GOING TO SLAMDANCE !!!

so proud and pleased.

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By Kentucker Audley Nov. 5th, 2013 A woman ascends out of a mud pit disrupting a young couple living in a country home. The young couple takes her in -- just like Pauly Shore & Sean Astin in Encino Man -- and they teach her how to be human, beginning of course with how to sharpen a pencil. At first the stranger has a rejuvenating effect on the couple. They proudly teach her, as if she was their own child, to ride a bike...

well, well! thanks for the ♥, No Budge! 

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'The Origin of the SATs, in which Gregg, Gregg, Gregg, & Gregg lose The Gregg.'

launched.

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“It doesn’t make any cents!” a line oft-repeated in The Greggs (Off The Picture Pictures!), makes all too much sense in our post-Occupy America; where yoga studios are beginning to outnumber McDonalds while the rest of us are just trying to figure out how to not make an egg mess of this...

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makin mooovies

'else & phillip' ep. 1 

SOON

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                   Jessie Levandov performing the vacuum dance.  

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