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https://baggradas-kimthys.tumblr.com/post/163945654293/adult-rare-earth-dragon-inspired-by-a-post-from

Dragons by Kou Takano

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Adult rare earth dragon, inspired by a post from @definitelydragonrpgideas

Rare earth dragons are, as one would imagine, a breed of very few numbers, possibly only numbering as many as 2000 individuals even in setting that have an incredibly high dragon population, it is currently thought by dragon scholars that they are the mutant offspring of amethyst and cobalt dragons which have since developed into their own subspecies

Rare earth dragons possess the power of magnetism and a potent toxin, all rare earth dragons can fully utilise their magnetic abilities, however, the way in which they have learned to control them differs between individuals, as wyrmlings, rare earth dragons have a wanderlust that often drives them to explore quite far from their homes, this behaviour persists until they are adults, at which point they have most likely tired from adventuring

Rare earth dragons are not solitary creatures and often enjoy the company of common mortals, often taking an active role in the fleeting lives of humans and other humanoids, rare earth dragons do not, however, like other dragons overly much, and are very quick to ascertain what business another dragon has with them, this has resulted in rare-earth dragons being seen as grouchy at best and outright contemptuous at worst by their peers, despite their willingness to converse with humanity and the like, dragons they get along with often have some form of nature focus, such as neutral green dragons or arboreal dragons,

rare earth dragons often find themselves leaning towards lawful neutral or neutral good, however, some become fatalistic and solipsistic with age as they grow older and older, possibly leaning towards a neutral good to neutral evil spectrum at their great wyrm age extreme

Rare earth dragons do hoard like others of their kind, but often hoard rocks, pebbles and boulders, why is uncertain, however, a main feature of their home is a selection of metal slabs as tall as they are wide, exactly what they are for is also a mystery, however, few of the rare earth dragons hesetate to use them as weapons with their magnetokinesis,

Rare earth dragons, when they do occupy guests, typically behave like a grumpy scholar or philosopher, some have kind streaks and become the benefactor of a city or town while others become mean and withdrawn, only leaving their lairs to hunt or passingly belittle a hamlet on the way home

Rare earth dragons age incredibly slowly even as dragons are concerned, their oldest great wyrms may live to be anywhere from 3000 to 7000 years old, compared to the fleeting 2000 maximum a red or white dragon could hope to have, what stops rare earth dragons from sporadically overpopulating is a closely guarded secret, almost all rare earth dragons are completely infertile, with only a handful born each generation capable of producing young, and of these fertile dragons, rare-earth dragons may only breed with other rare earth dragons that are fertile, as a result, it is possible that only 14 breeding pairs of rare earth dragons exist, in order to combat this, some female great wyrm rare earth dragons reproduce asexually, producing eggs of which only 12% may contain a healthy embryo, and of those, only 14% are likely to be fertile offspring

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Laughs in caterer @umisei

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I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

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@umisei Just you wait, soon I'll have them trained in retard warfare, specially armed with weapons of forged scunge! FIRST THE KITCHEN, THEN THE WORLD Gyekehehehehehehe!

Call out post

@baggradas-kimthys is growing back hair dust bunny’s under his bed.

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You can start at six, cause that's the number of times you told me about it

I should start making a tally of the amount of times I’ve nearly knocked my arm out of its socket.

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Nothing quite beats taking a large bite out of a un-split kitkat for breakfast

Haha fuck you mum bought me mccies.

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If you have a square that is five centimetres in width and length, you have a square with a perimeter of 20 centimetres, you add the length of all its edges together

How the fuck does one work out the perimeter.

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Does barbecue rain dance in the distance and chants the barbeque rain dance song

"Barbeque barbeque make my wish for rain to come true, barbeque barbeque lots of rain for me and you"

Feeling pretty good today.

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Not verry, they kinda look like stretch marks to me

Sooo how obvious is it that I did this with my nails.

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Anyone want to chat or just send me weird shit in my ask box idc just send me shit I’m dying of boredom.

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There you go, made you a new AU in which your ship is a elder god, ALL PRAISE SHKLANCE, BRINGER OF THE GAYTIMES

You know, shklance sounds like the name of some kind of fucking great old one or elder god or some shit, like, out there in the unfathomable depths there's just like shub'niggurath and yog sothoth sat at a fucking tea party with three gay guys,

Chris what the fuck.

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I bet Ralph would eat him

I just gotta show off this cute from college.

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https://youtu.be/HR41nFMREBE

Yep I’m definitely bored I just peeled the skin of a grape for entertainment.

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S.O.S send coffee

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Ok

S.O.S send coffee