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if i worked at nintendo i would try so hard to make it canon that mario and luigi are red/green colourblind and think theyre wearing the exact same outfit

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you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl

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genuinely can’t stress enough if you’re in high school rn and anyone is telling you that’s the best time of your life they are lying. it gets better. hs is arguably the worst. if you can survive that you can survive anything. despite the horrors i know i’m always posting about i swear life is so much better as an adult

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Hey can anyone tell me what the FUCK this behavior means

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plane tickets should be Free if you miss yuor friends

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The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

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Oh you mean 85% of this website's user base?

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Green heron dispute.

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a slice of gluten-free cheesecake! yum yum

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Happy birthday #Usher!

Thanks for teaching me all of my moves.

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‘Belle of Bloomsbury’, 1948 - Cedric Morris (1889–1982).

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Single Mages are dying to meet you!

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...somehow

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DJ Morrow (2021). Saturn Devouring His Son [Balloons].