officialclaricestarling
officialclaricestarling
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em. 28. entp. i collect Vatican-themed decorative plates to eat crunchwrap supremes off of. mostly interview with the vampire, dishonored, and fallout.
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officialclaricestarling · 15 days ago
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While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”
And then I Remembered.
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officialclaricestarling · 19 days ago
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I'm starting to understand why depictions of mohammed in islam are forbidden
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officialclaricestarling · 19 days ago
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bootleg discourse is back 🚬
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officialclaricestarling · 21 days ago
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officialclaricestarling · 26 days ago
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officialclaricestarling · 26 days ago
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i’m “house phone” years old
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officialclaricestarling · 1 month ago
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everyone should try pacing around your home infodumping about something while pretending you're on a podcast or a stream and someone asked you a question about it it's really enriching and fulfilling
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officialclaricestarling · 1 month ago
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We need gay perverts in art. Seriously. All the pervert filmmakers working right now are straight man perverts and that is just not okay.
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officialclaricestarling · 1 month ago
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people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude
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officialclaricestarling · 1 month ago
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It's not a virtue to focus totally on your own peace and disregard problems around you. Ironically, it's also not a virtue to stew in your own anxiety.
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officialclaricestarling · 1 month ago
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FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗
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officialclaricestarling · 1 month ago
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If i may ask, why has your kid had a lawyer since birth?
Honestly, because I had unprotected sex with one
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officialclaricestarling · 1 month ago
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officialclaricestarling · 1 month ago
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Hello?
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officialclaricestarling · 1 month ago
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officialclaricestarling · 1 month ago
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My favorite thing about the Cottingley Fairies hoax is that the kid barely gives a fuck.
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