em. 28. entp. i collect Vatican-themed decorative plates to eat crunchwrap supremes off of. mostly interview with the vampire, dishonored, and fallout.
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While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”
And then I Remembered.
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I'm starting to understand why depictions of mohammed in islam are forbidden
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bootleg discourse is back 🚬
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i’m “house phone” years old
#I remember dialup#and my school nurse calling our house and getting that awful screeching while I explained that my mom was probably just using the computer#to be clear this is bc my parents had dialup until like 2006.#my mother used AOL until 2012.
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everyone should try pacing around your home infodumping about something while pretending you're on a podcast or a stream and someone asked you a question about it it's really enriching and fulfilling
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We need gay perverts in art. Seriously. All the pervert filmmakers working right now are straight man perverts and that is just not okay.
#we’ll never have another renaissance bc today’s michelangelos can just go on the internet#and see dong instead of having to become an artist who only uses really hot male life models
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people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude
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It's not a virtue to focus totally on your own peace and disregard problems around you. Ironically, it's also not a virtue to stew in your own anxiety.
#I work 45 hours a week in community aid work#and one of the first things you learn is that this work will give you incredible hope#as often as it seems dire and emotionally consuming#despite working in a more emotionally demanding environment my mental/emotional health is better than ever
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FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗
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If i may ask, why has your kid had a lawyer since birth?
Honestly, because I had unprotected sex with one
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My favorite thing about the Cottingley Fairies hoax is that the kid barely gives a fuck.
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