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reminder that donating just a few $ to gofundme campaigns actually helps, you don't have to donate huge amounts if you don't have the funds, every little bit is useful. give $10, $5, even $1. it all adds up. don't scroll past because you think you can't help. help in your own capacity. donate a dollar. share and speak up.

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I work for you guys!

get back to work and off your phone, lazy bastard. we need profits!!!!

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currently pondering… yeah i’m thinking real hard…

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hello primark :)

guys guess what it's another retail gimmick blog

hello corporate gimmick blogs 👋

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maybe the real supermarket was the ONE WITH ACTUAL SIGNS POINTING TO THE TOILETS. FUCK TESCOS.

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hey i’m going to sainsbury’s anyone want anything? we have awesome meal deals

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:(

I HATE GIMMICK BLOGS EUGH

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this is awesome and i would gladly help out i have wayyy too much free time

Should I just delete this, or should I work on it?

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i ordered mine online and it came with loads of freebie disorders?? thanks i guess

Guys, they're selling autism at walmart now

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meow

grrrrr bark bark

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so non pregnant cheese is very different to pregnant cheese… interesting…

does cheese taste different if it come from a pregnant cow?

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probably

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idk probably cheese

does cheese taste different if it come from a pregnant cow?

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probably

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thanks for letting me know

does cheese taste different if it come from a pregnant cow?

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probably

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aren’t you supposed to have the answer to everything? maybe i should ask bing…

Hot take of the century: cheese is disgusting

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does cheese taste different if it comes from a pregnant cow

Hot take of the century: cheese is disgusting

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i eat paper too quite regularly and my organs haven’t shut down yet, you should be fine <3

HELP ME PLEASE HEEEEELP I'M DYING HEEEELP I ATE A PIECE OF PAPER AHHH AUGHHH HEEEEELP MY ORGANS ARE SHUTTING DOWN AAAUUUGHHHHH

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i’m in tescos rn and i can’t find the toilet. dumbass layout. i really need to pee.