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Lioness Devouring a Man, Phoenician Ivory Panel, c. 9th-8th century BCE. From the palace of Ashurnasirpal II, Nimrud, northern Mesopotamia, Iraq.

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I’m convinced if ppl on this site knew how crappy gifs look before you color them properly, they would appreciate editors more

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“There are other forces at work in this world besides the will of evil.”

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You've just woken up as a vampire in the woods of Forks in the direct aftermath of the Breaking Dawn non-fight. Your creator is a mystery. All the major covens are in town looking to shore up their numbers for a future fight, and are willing to take you in and teach you the ropes.

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You are the child of Death. Everyone always assumes that you were adopted, but you are in fact Death's biological child, although they are unwilling to tell how exactly this happened.

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so you're telling me that the Catholics have a new mascot that's a cute anime-style blue-eyed teal-haired anime (girl(???) or boy, possibly???) and her name is Luce? As in latin for light, so they're a bearer of light? like... Lucifer? Okay.

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i find it very funny that we see all them roses and sparkles and mannerisms meanwhile from senshi's pov he's not doing anything new he's always been like that

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Sometimes I’m reminded that in universe Chilchuck is an actually influential figure who like. Made huge advancements for his people and community. Like as in gave them rights and protections. And who is widely known by half-foots because of that. Like. He’s not just some guy.

Idk For some reason that just makes his role in canon really funny to me. Like this older, extremely important and accomplished figure is just willingly putting himself thru it for the sake of this random autistic 26 year old.

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Between the lesbian that cant beat the monsterfucker allegations and the autistic man with the special interest, she really underestimated her crowd

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CHILCHUCK TIMS SAYS WORKERS RIGHTS!!

Inspirational words for freelancers, hourly paid workers and salarymen alike

(There will be stickers, watch this space :,,)

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that moment when kabru takes off his armor and underneath he's wearing a turtleneck and khaki pants like he's on his way to the office

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are you loud in bed?

you could say that

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We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.

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