offbrandodysseus
Hi,how am I?
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fucking fabulous that how I am
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offbrandodysseus · 13 hours ago
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How well do you see color?
I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind
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offbrandodysseus · 7 days ago
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Actually I think boruto Orochimaru is contender for funniest possible guy to time travel not bc of the war crimes and political plots and terrifically terrifying difference between naruto/boruto him but specifically bc I need Jiraiya to see him in his gnc house wife era and have several consecutive heart attacks about it
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offbrandodysseus · 8 days ago
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the thing about the mummy movies is that you really spend most of the time thinking "wow brendan fraser's character is so cool" or "man oded fehr is so mysterious and heroic" when the fact of the matter is that these two
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are the absolute most batshit insane heroes in the entire franchise
these two are intellectual loner siblings with archeology backgrounds who read and speak ancient egyptian, hire a dude directly out of prison to take them to a lost city of gold, and fight mummies literally with their bare hands. twice.
no one in these movies stands a chance against the carnahans. frankly they're lethal in how willing they are to make the absolute and most undeniably deranged decisions. jonathan pickpockets a dude on fire. evy's resurrected from the dead and immediately remembers how to use sai. they're racking shotguns from a cliff in this scene and then proceed to blow away half the antagonists.
rick and ardeth should be so lucky
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offbrandodysseus · 13 days ago
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i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.
so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.
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offbrandodysseus · 15 days ago
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storytelling. it's a gift ;)
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offbrandodysseus · 18 days ago
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Lioness Devouring a Man, Phoenician Ivory Panel, c. 9th-8th century BCE. From the palace of Ashurnasirpal II, Nimrud, northern Mesopotamia, Iraq.
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offbrandodysseus · 18 days ago
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I’m convinced if ppl on this site knew how crappy gifs look before you color them properly, they would appreciate editors more
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offbrandodysseus · 18 days ago
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“There are other forces at work in this world besides the will of evil.”
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offbrandodysseus · 18 days ago
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You've just woken up as a vampire in the woods of Forks in the direct aftermath of the Breaking Dawn non-fight. Your creator is a mystery. All the major covens are in town looking to shore up their numbers for a future fight, and are willing to take you in and teach you the ropes.
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offbrandodysseus · 19 days ago
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You are the child of Death. Everyone always assumes that you were adopted, but you are in fact Death's biological child, although they are unwilling to tell how exactly this happened.
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offbrandodysseus · 20 days ago
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offbrandodysseus · 20 days ago
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offbrandodysseus · 23 days ago
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so you're telling me that the Catholics have a new mascot that's a cute anime-style blue-eyed teal-haired anime (girl(???) or boy, possibly???) and her name is Luce? As in latin for light, so they're a bearer of light? like... Lucifer? Okay.
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offbrandodysseus · 23 days ago
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offbrandodysseus · 23 days ago
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i find it very funny that we see all them roses and sparkles and mannerisms meanwhile from senshi's pov he's not doing anything new he's always been like that
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offbrandodysseus · 23 days ago
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Sometimes I’m reminded that in universe Chilchuck is an actually influential figure who like. Made huge advancements for his people and community. Like as in gave them rights and protections. And who is widely known by half-foots because of that. Like. He’s not just some guy.
Idk For some reason that just makes his role in canon really funny to me. Like this older, extremely important and accomplished figure is just willingly putting himself thru it for the sake of this random autistic 26 year old.
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offbrandodysseus · 23 days ago
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Between the lesbian that cant beat the monsterfucker allegations and the autistic man with the special interest, she really underestimated her crowd
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