Over 25, cynical asshole, really good at pissing people off apparently. Asks open for whatever the fuck. Pass the detritus.
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Damn, the woke left destroyed Christmas Adam this year :(
its the 23rd where the FUCK is christmas adam
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Recent genetic evidence suggests that clowns, mimes, maids, and some catgirls (convergent evolution situation) are all closely related species of invertebrate
After a great amount of research Im starting to arrive at the hypothesis that clowns and maids are not variations of a singular species but may be a part of a wider genus
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I'd never even make a poll about maids vs. some other kind of girl, because we all know maids are gonna sweep
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when mistress asks for sandwiches without specifying further this one always asks for assistance from another maid 😊
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Nature really went off with sperm whales. A 70-ton predator with teeth the size of a banana but it only eats squishy prey that it doesn’t even chew, it just schlorps them down whole like a vacuum cleaner. Big giant fat head full of goop. Tiniest fins in the world. Strong enough to smash a ship to pieces and smart enough to figure out how to do so but its first line of defense is just to shit everywhere. Possibly the most complex language in the animal kingdom and it creates sounds by blowing air through its internal right nostril (it uses the left one to breathe) into its giant fat head. It’s the loudest animal on the planet and might have the capability to create a beam of sound so loud it can shake your organs apart but they don’t seem to use that to hunt or fight. They’re highly flammable. We used them to make candles.
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look I know the linguistic change of "[adjective] person" to "person who is [adjective]" is usually kinda meaningless and useless but. idk. maybe it is time to start forcing cis ppl to say "woman who happens to be trans"
it would at least make the "transwoman" dogwhistle much easier to spot lol
#Also like. Not really the point of the post but when it's not actually relevant what her agab is you can just say woman#Cis people get comfortable referring to us as the gender we are without qualifiers challenge
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does your mom have a gay friend?
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talking to mutuals guide
dming a mutual tricks and cheat codes
basic techniques for reaching out to mutuals
recent advances in talking with mutuals
talking to mutuals okay?
will my mutuals think im weird for talking to them
messaging mutuals in a mutual-honoring way
#Reminder to all three of my mutuals that you can straight up just DM me about your day/blorbo/pets/shenanigans#And I will appreciate it and do my best to socialise like a human#And also send you pictures of my dog
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I could never be a protagonist because I'd just never move the plot along. "You have free reign of this castle, but don't go into this one area" Okie dokie. I mind my own business and hang out in the library. Queen of staying in my own lane. I'll never discover your magic curse.
#Okay when I was a kid I loved a book set in a weird school and I think your school absolutely fits that archetype#Cause I was reading like 'oh yeah music practice in The Tower that's not that weird'#Im skeptical about the haunting but at the same time... I want to believe
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In my experience, mens body wash is better at stripping dirt and oil (including the oil you want some of), which is really useful if you're experiencing testosterone stench
fascinating how there is actually often a difference between gendered products and its that one of them is almost always Worse
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#it took me three whole years to FIND the way into the fuckin tower at my school let alone learn it was haunted so. yeah fr
Prev is there a story here cause like. I'm no expert but I don't think that's a normal school experience
I could never be a protagonist because I'd just never move the plot along. "You have free reign of this castle, but don't go into this one area" Okie dokie. I mind my own business and hang out in the library. Queen of staying in my own lane. I'll never discover your magic curse.
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Being mutuals isn't enough, we need to get wine drunk together
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why are people pretending that sex is the only axis upon which some people willingly enjoy things that hurt/scare them
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"Oh my god, it's all real"?
do you people know about the Emotion. is this like a thing or did i make it up
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my official stance is a pregnancy is whatever the pregnant person wants it to be. if it’s a 4 week old clump of cells and they want to call it a baby it’s a baby. if they're 20 weeks and they want to call it a parasite it’s a parasite. if they're 39 weeks and call it a fetus it’s a fetus. “why are you so sad about miscarrying at 6 weeks it was literally just an embryo” because that was their baby. “how can you get an abortion at three months” because that wasn’t a baby. hope that helps.
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