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Sera: I’ll have your hand in marriage

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Cullen: I’ll have your hand in marriage

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Solas: I’ll have your hand

Inquisitor: In marriage?

Solas: No.

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When your favorite character dies but the writing of it is excellent

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i can’t stop thinking about that tweet about the guy who tried to stop his cat from pushing his door open and accidentally trained him to push 50lbs instead

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hello, it’s ur friendly half latina here to remind u that in the lightning thief percy takes a taxi to east 104th and first for his apartment which is a corner in east harlem aka “spanish harlem/el barrio”, one of the largest latino communities in nyc (only 7.3% white) meaning it’s actually very likely that percy is latino :)))

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how to train your dragon (2010)

hiccup: i want to kill dragons

stoick: no

hiccup, one (1) day later, after encountering toothless in the woods: due to personal reasons i don’t want to kill dragons

stoick: great news, son! i changed my mind. you get to kill dragons.

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Why is there a bomb in the back

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Found a fellow member of the Horde at the DMV today. (Via)

(teelib1992)

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why all marvel posters look exactly like this

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please put “yeeted the fuck off this mortal coil” on my tombstone

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My favorite group to bring to Adamant is Iron Bull/Cole/Solas, because the first two are freaking the fuck out about being in the fade, losing their goddamn minds

And Solas is acting like a tour guide

“And on your left, you see floating rocks, which indicate–" 

“AAAHHHH!!”

“–the fade reflects but is not bound by-”

“AAAAAAHHH!!!" 

”–the physical properties of the real–“

”AAAAAHHHHH!!!“

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“Whatcha thinkin’ about?”

“Oh idk, Draugr stuff…”

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Who has the biggest pussy of 2018

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memeception