oedipussyy
malevolent force!
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oedipussyy · 3 months ago
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oedipussyy · 4 months ago
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Truth be told I enjoy airplane turbulence it's thrilling and my favorite time to contemplate the inevitability of death. But I'm a pervert so
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oedipussyy · 4 months ago
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oedipussyy · 5 months ago
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Sith and Jedi
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oedipussyy · 6 months ago
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scared. Dont pick up my rock ok im hiding under there
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oedipussyy · 6 months ago
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this wiki is excellent
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oedipussyy · 6 months ago
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"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"
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oedipussyy · 6 months ago
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Britain is already one-upping the Wonka scam by making the LEGO Dashcon ballpit real
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an extra hour in the brick pit
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oedipussyy · 6 months ago
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she might be "your girl" but in a matter of minutes i could fumble her so catastrophically as to permanently secure a space in the hallowed halls of her memory. never forget this
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oedipussyy · 6 months ago
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Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.
very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke
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oedipussyy · 6 months ago
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has anyone posted stills of colt's titties in this scene yet
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oedipussyy · 6 months ago
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Oh that two year gap on my resume was when I was the architect of my own hell
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oedipussyy · 6 months ago
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99% of "mysterious disappearances" esp of people in their 20s who start acting weird for 48 hours and then vanish are not mysterious, thats just when a lot of reality-obliterating mental illness tends to kick in and it's pretty easy to get a short circuit in your brain that makes you go family guy death pose in joshua tree national park. it's not any less tragic, it's just a documented phenomenon and not particularly predictable. its a big reason the medical advice is for people with a family history of schizophrenia to completely avoid weed and psychedelics. "people just go crazy sometimes" is a principle of human health that used to be a lot more accepted prior to the american midcentury and to a certain extent thats a healthier way to conceptualize and prepare for the risk, as opposed to the modern assertion that anyone acting weird is dangerous and broken forever.
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oedipussyy · 6 months ago
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Ryan Gosling in The Fall Guy (2024)
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oedipussyy · 6 months ago
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-> bullet train mentioned on a sticky note in tom's apartment
-> bullet train movie exists in the fall guy universe
-> tom ryder and tangerine both played by aaron taylor johnson
-> tom ryder played tangerine in bullet train in the fall guy universe
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oedipussyy · 6 months ago
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the postcoital energy of the end of the tangybug fight. the way tangerine doesnt have the strength to restrain ladybug any longer and ladybug just easily untangles himself from tangerine's hold. the way they both sit there catching their breath knowing the storm has passed and now they're in this in-between moment where, for a second, they don't know where to go next... tangerine filling that moment with insults because it's all he knows how to do, and ladybug letting it roll off his back because he understands this. it's just the two of them and the world is ending, certain death is closing in on them, but then ladybug has the idea to pretend to be tangerine's partner....
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oedipussyy · 6 months ago
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Me taking every chance I get to yell about Tom Ryder:
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