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AMERICAN FICTION  2023, dir. Cord Jefferson

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RYAN GOSLING "I wouldn't dare Ken-splain the Barbie movie."

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Parasite in chief in his idiot hat

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Isaac was such a mood reading the whole time not giving a single fuck about anything else you go king

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obsessed with the implication that both Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom are aware of their influence over baby bisexuals and also approve of it [x]

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oh to be a praying mantis interrupting a nationally broadcast baseball game

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On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

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What are your takes on shipping and the discourses that surround it?

personally i think postal workers should be paid more

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Ok no but listen can we talk about that scene in Young Royals where both boys and girls are slamming the table for one of them to get up there and talk about their hook up and with the boys it's like "it was awesome, 9/10, I think we're in love" but with the girls it's like "eh, I was bored, it wasn't even that good" because that was some funny fucking shit

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so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

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max is totally fine with the foreign substances check

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Dan Kolko thought he escaped the Gatorade jug. Yan had other plans for him.

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I NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT DAVEY MARTINEZ THE NATS MANAGER JUST STORMED OUTTA THE DUGOUT TO DEFEND HIS PLAYER YELLED AT THE UMP RIPPED FIRST BASE OUTTA THE GROUND SLAMMED IT ON THE FIELD YELLED SOME MORE AND THEN THE KICKED THE BAG WHILE GETTING EJECTED

THIS IS LITERALLY A REPEAT OF WHAT HAPPENED IN GAME SIX OF THE WORLD WITH THE EXACT SAME PLAYER HOLY FUCKIN SHIT

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I know they’re out of focus because they’re in the background, but I love watching David and Patrick in this scene.

Schitt’s Creek: Life is a Cabaret (5x14)