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this is honestly so endearing

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A character can be sympathetic while still being 100% wrong; this is the entire premise of many unreliable narrators.

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דברים שקרו השבוע אבל לפי סרטים

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your dark fantasy novel doesn't need a logic-based magic system it needs a bear with a human face

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when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

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ahhh but you see, minority group, isnt it interesting that there were so many fewer of you back before there was any popular resistance against our complete suppression of your way of life? im so so smart but when i asked for a diploma from yale they said they had just run out of them forever :/

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YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!

Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it

TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...

Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows

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another cultural shock was finding out ppl from like. outside the middle east n north africa only call the spread 'hummus' n not chickpeas, so they sometimes make hummus (spread) from things that arent hummus (bean). which is, to me, like making an eggplant salad from zucchinis.

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fondly remembering when pope francis said he hopes hell is empty. top pope francis moments. right up there with him saying some seminaries are too faggy

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Only two ADHD tasks

1) this task will take me five minutes but I couldn’t possibly do it because I have an appointment in six hours

2) this task will take five hours but I’ll just do it first thing in the morning before I leave

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me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

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@doktor-plague

found a vampire uquiz :)

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I can’t believe they killed the pope to make Conclave (2024) a real thing

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we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it

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we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it