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💗 I like you as friends 💝  I like you as more than friends 💘 I’m falling in love with you 💓 I can’t stop thinking about you 💌 I wish that you would notice me 💖 I wish we were together 💑 I’m glad we’re together ❤️️ I love you 💒 I wish we were married 💚 I’m jealous of you 💜 I’m jealous of the people close to you 🏩  I want to have sex with you 💔 I hate you 

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Send a "✯”and I’ll randomly generate a number 1-20. My muse will react to your muse...

Use this website to generate a number between 1-20. Do not look ahead of time! Some are NSFW!

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Send me ⁇ to interact with my muse while sleep deprived

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Reblog if You Would Love it if Curious Anons Invaded Your Inbox!

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//New Sasuke Blog approaches. A returning veteran RPer, after a long awhile of being away from here but, we’re back. Everything is still under work, free fill to repost/like this blog and I’ll check you out. 

        ((Only RP blogs. Personal/fan blogs will be blocked if I see this on your dashboard.)) 

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//New Sasuke Blog approaches. A returning veteran RPer, after a long awhile of being away from here but, we’re back. Everything is still under work, free fill to repost/like this blog and I’ll check you out. 

        ((Only RP blogs. Personal/fan blogs will be blocked if I see this on your dashboard.)) 

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a revamped Sasuke Uchiha Blog from an old one– starting fresh again. interested in interacting with a cynical, harsh, and sarcastic ninja who lowkey enjoys cooking and can’t tolerate mainly anything?; Like/Reblog this post then.

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Hope you have a good day and a wonderful birthday dear

l Happy Birthday Wishes l

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Your egg hatched!

The egg trembles and begins to crack. Slowly, a little head pushes the cracked shell away and the baby Pokémon emerges. It’s a Seviper!

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@kakowanai sets foot among the Uchiha.

“....So, your the new teacher for Naruto’s team.” A voice was heard, but no figure speaking it. Seems that it’s coming from behind him.

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BNHA crack server sentence starters

"Also I’m not a dumb fuck don’t put me in this group!"

"don't be a coward, wear all three at once"

"I didn't know I was full of shame lol but clearly I am"

"Everyone in here is full of shame"

"Excuse me I am an intellectual. This is intellectual erasure"

"this is dumbass erasure and I will not stand for it"

"__ALWAYS WANTS TO FIGHT IM GONNA HAVE THEM PUT DOWN ONE OF THESE DAYS SUPPORT MY FUCKING KCISTARTER"

"___ is cancelled their shitposts are out of control"

"i already got my memes ready"

"Like how do you tell someone to shut the fuck up nicely?"

"i chose the wrong day to forget deodorant"

"I'M GONNA WRING YOUR NECK"

"bold of u to assume i'm not always stupid"

"The reason Clifford wasn’t held down was he was a communist"

"i'm playing a zombie that gets shot so finally i can die"

"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO"

"STOP TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE"

"aint no one googlin specific anime here its either in my head or NOTHIN"

"gettin my bed to Bed....WAIT"

"hey does anyone else want to kick ___'s ass with me"

"He tries to hide it but man I can smell the teen spirit"

"wow i literally cant type"

"what is nice"

"catch me scream crying some lying is the most fun a girl can have with her clothes on"

"stitch doesnt get enough credit tbh"

"I personally like being a witch"

"He had to do it to em"

"where’s my bird boy"

"no its ok guys u can be normal around me"

"___is a figment of our imagination"

"I’m old and gay an old gay"

"im stupid thats why. also, perish"

"YEAHH BOI !!"

"icb my irl is ‘bird bitch’ .... he’s a furry, not a bitch,"

"im glad i make people realize the Truth"

"MY TAX LOVING LAWYER DOING CHILD"

"im not letting this be my legacy."

"hey wanna see. reverse vore ?"

"you fool.... he does"

"i'm finally back on the computer hell yeah"

"who the fuck disrespected my son this way"

"isnt there a song called i want my mullet back or something"

"heelys for your feelys"

"Can't catch me I have my heelys bitch"

"hey have you guys contributed to ___'s kickstarter to kill me yet? its a very good cause"

"don't correct me ever again."

"Let's just say that he's taken a pillow and surfed down the stairs of the dorms while on a sugar high"

"I can hear the dial up noise"

"a good ass day sounds like a good day to me"

"one time it was hot and i asked my mom if i could turn on the ac and she told me to turn off my light"

"i don't know how to roast people. i only know how to love them and threaten them"

"Oh shit the red lobster biscuits"

"GOOD MORNIN U BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS"

"it’s a morning, all right"

"not as cursed but still has big bitch energy"

"I LOVE DRAGONS"

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The raven felt everything spinning and going upside-down, lowkey wishing in having a real dick inside instead as well. For now, this is making him crazy enough already. Unable to form words to give Deidara a warning, his hand grabs onto his hair as well keeping him still as he heavily releases thick ropes of seed into the blonde's throat. “...Couldn’t hold it...” He panted. 

‘Hm.... we’ll let it slide. You two behaved well so, you deserve awards.’ The guy replied, grabbing hold of Deidara’s vibrator and pumps it in and out wildly. ‘Hurry and cum already, your friend is waiting.’

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Send me a '★' and I will tell you how my character feels about yours.

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For every ⇑ in my askbox I'll admit a turn on; for every ⇓ I'll admit a turn off.

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   guess who’s back with a new look. this nerd. a revamped Sasuke Uchiha Blog. if interested in interacting with a cynical, harsh ninja who enjoys cooking and can’t tolerate nearly anything; Like/Reblog. 

    Blog under construction. (Non-Roleplay blogs don’t reblog/like this post)

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❝ come here… warm your hands. ❞

¦ meme . ¦  @hyuga-no-himeAccepting

  This is new; the Hyuga is offering help. Or… is this an attempt of flirting? Again…. it’s weirdly new. Curious on what’s she thinking and what else she might do, Sasuke slightly puts his hands in front when facing Hinata awaiting for more instructions.

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How THICC are you?

Sasuke is 90% thicc

  “.....It’s not wrong.”

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