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mammon: its women’s history month ur not allowed to be mean to me

the rest of the brothers: ur not a woman????

mammon: yeah but MC said i was their babygirl

mc:

mc: yeah i can confirm that

the rest of the brothers:

the rest of the brothers:

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*MC walks into the classroom*

Satan: *looking at his book* You look nice today MC

MC: you didn’t even look up from your book

Satan: No, but Mammons heart rate sped up when you walked in the room so it's a safe guess

Mammon: *choking with his own words* YOU FUCKING IDIOT I DID NOT

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Mammon: Nice hands, MC.

MC: Thanks…?

Mammon: I bet they’d look even better wrapped around my–

Simeon: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE! PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN!

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MC: "Me and Asmo don't have a lot in common. Well, except for on thing."

Solomon: "Oh yeah? What's that?"

MC: "If you call us pretty we WILL suck your dick."

Solomon: "... Why does that sound kind of like a threat?"

Asmo: *shrugs* "Take it how you will."

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MC: "I don't share food or lovers."

Random lower demon: "But aren't you dating all 7 demon brothers?"

MC: "Yeah, and I don't fucking share."

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Computer: 'Choose a password'

Levi: Mc

Computer: 'Your password is too short'

Levi: I know but please don't tell them....they'll get mad...

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*Streamer!MC and the brothers playing Among Us live with proximity chat*

Satan: *doing all of his tasks like a good crewmate*

Streamer!MC: Psst…! Psst, hey, Satan...!

Satan: MC? What is it?

Streamer!MC: Come here!

Satan: *suspicious* ...Why?

Streamer!MC: Just come here! Trust me, please, you won't regret it!

Satan: *still suspicious AF but follows them anyway*

Streamer!MC: *leads him to Reactor and stops*

Satan: *glances at Blue dead on their feet*

*speechless* MC...did you seriously kill Lucifer?

Streamer!MC: *clearly trying not to laugh* Yes... I was with him the whole round just to kill him.

Satan: *breaks into laughter* No way...!

Streamer!MC: *starts laughing as well* He had no idea I was coming for him!

Satan: *wheezing*

Streamer!MC: *wheezing too* And then when he was in the middle of one of his tasks I just...killed him.

Satan: *laughs even louder*

Streamer!MC: *laughing* I had to show you...

Mammon: *enters the room and sees Lucifer dead on the floor while Satan and MC are laughing*

What the fu–

Streamer!MC: *immediately kills him*

Satan: *hits his table repeatedly* *fucking dying*

Streamer!MC: *holding their laughter* I'm so sorry, Mammon... *starts wheezing*

Ghost!Mammon & Ghost!Lucifer: *just stare at each other in silence, watching the two idiots laugh about their death*

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Mammon: I LOST MY WIFE HAVE YOU SEEN HER?!

Random demon: What does she look like?

Mammon, crying: BEAUTIFUL.

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Incorrect quotes#709 Sheep with a gun!

Mich*Seeing You for the first time in your sheep form*AAAWWWW! THEIR SO STINKING CUTE!!!~

Mc*Taking a mini shotgun from inside your wool*

Mich: OH FATHER THEIR PACKING HEAT!?!

Mam*Slurping his drink*"Best Money ever spent..."

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A normal day in the House of Lamentation

Mc: *from their room* Who has taken my hoodie???!!!!

Levi: *from his room* surely Mammon!!!

Mammon: *from Mc's room* hey!! that not true!!

Satan: *from his room* shut up!!! I'm reading!!!

Beel: *from the kitchen* I think Asmo took it!!!

Admo: *from his bathroom* no!! I don't!!!

Lucifer: *angrily slapping the door of his study* COMMUNICATE LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE FOR DIAVOLO'S SAKE!!!

Belphie: *sleeping in the attic wearing Mc's hoddie* he he

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u can’t touch this🧂

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Baaa

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MC: I don't know how to tell you this Mams but you're in love with me

Mammon: What?

Mammon:

Mammon: Oh shit I am

Lucifer: What kind of a confession did I just witness?

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Asmo: I just ended a five year relationship.

MC: are you okay?

Asmo: yeah, it wasn’t my relationship.

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The brothers: YOU CAN'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF BEING THE ELDEST LIKE THAT

Lucifer: watch me losers

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Barbatos: Mc what are you holding

Mc: (hiding something)

Barbatos: if it's a rat again you are dead

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MC: Ugh my head hurts

Mephistopheles, absentmindedly while working on an article: You want me to kiss it better or what

MC:

Mephistopheles:

MC: COME HERE AND KISS MY HEAD YOU COWARD

Mephistopheles: STOP CHASING ME I'D RATHER DIE

MC: WHY ARE YOU BLUSHING THEN HUH

Lucifer: Get a human, he said. You'll find them refreshing, he said

Diavolo: I am he and I was right, this is hilarious