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oakenshieldboarding · 5 years
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the breaking of the fellowship
Film!Aragorn: let’s hunt some orc. *music swells*
Book!Aragorn: *lying face down on the ground* i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up i fucked u-
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oakenshieldboarding · 6 years
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Steve: we’re the avengers.
Carol: huh. that’s funny, that was my nickname in the Air Force.
Fury:
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oakenshieldboarding · 6 years
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oakenshieldboarding · 6 years
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queer eye: we make over girls now too! 
me: okay if you’re gonna do that you BETTER do a-
queer eye: 
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oakenshieldboarding · 6 years
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You know the drill
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Margaritas aren’t girl drinks they’re drinks for everyone.
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this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry
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oakenshieldboarding · 6 years
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lmfao you know what I just realized? not ONE of those white men up there accepting the oscar for green book had a word of thanks or consideration for don shirley or his family.
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oakenshieldboarding · 6 years
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Green Book, a film about normalizing racism, made by a white director (who has admitted to harrassing women) who soley wanted to thank his white male lead, won against literally every minority film: a film made by and for African Americans, a flim made by and for Hispanics, a film about a gay man, and a film made about queer women… A FILM MADE BY A BLACK FILMMAKER ABOUT RACE RELATIONS THAT EXPLAINED RACE BETTER. Those lost for Best Picture against a white man who wanted to say for himself, “Racism bad.”
And that is what is wrong with everything.
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oakenshieldboarding · 6 years
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“The 2020 presidential election is around the corner. Let’s all mobilize. Let’s all be on the right side of history. Make the moral choice between love versus hate. LET’S DO THE RIGHT THING.”
Spike Lee
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Queen Opening the 91st Academy Awards
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oakenshieldboarding · 6 years
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Incredible
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oakenshieldboarding · 6 years
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blackkklansman was a feat of storytelling, acting, cinematography, and beyond, and it got robbed because the academy doesn’t know how to interact with movies about the insidious antisemitism and racism that existed in 1970s and still exists today.
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SPIKE LEE Best Adapted Screenplay - BlacKkKlansman 91st Annual Academy Awards | February 24, 2019
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oakenshieldboarding · 6 years
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Anyways all boys who joke about rape are ugly
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