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memes.... 2!!!
tbh I missed the opportunity to post these on halloween
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🦩for the bird wip ask game
not sure if you wanted the castlevastles or yugioos, but since the other ask wanted yugioh, you're getting castlevania!
🦩dealer's choice (choose any quote at all! or the summary / ao3 tags thing! whatever! wild card!)
There was a lack of urgency in this place, these people. He was starting to understand why Tereza called this home. His plans to kill Hector felt like a lifetime ago, his need for conquest like a dream. Could he not just stay here? In Tereza’s arms, in Ändernbach? It wasn’t the life he’d envisioned for himself. He hasn’t even envisioned a life- all he could see before was death. To die defending Dracula, or by Dracula’s hand. That life felt foreign now. Had he imagined it? Well, he had been imagining things lately. Isaac paused at the last clasp of his collar. Visions came to his mind like a fever dream- the flashes of imagery he’d seen last night in the aftermath of their lovemaking. A baby, a young woman, his sister, Dracula… Isaac drew a sharp breath. Hector. He kissed Hector in that vision. He licked his lips at the thought, but only tasted Tereza. Ridiculous. Hector was a naive fool. Isaac had spared a curious glance towards the young man in Dracula’s Castle, but was quickly disillusioned whenever his fellow forgemaster first opened his mouth. Childish words ended their chance for friendship, let alone anything else. Though… Dracula had wanted them to be friends. Isaac shook his head. Nonsense, all of it. The visions, memories, whatever they were. Perhaps it was a temporary psychosis brought on by orgasm. It’d been a long time, after all.
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Bird WIP Ask Game, for YGO:
🦚 a sexy quote (spicy, outright nsfw, etc--if you're not comfortable with this one specify in the tags!)
🦃 a big, meaty quote (JUST A BIG OL PARAGRAPH YOU WANNA SHARE)
🦜 a pretty quote (you like the prose, or symbolism, or it's poetic, or you just like how it feels/the word choice!)
🦅 an angsty quote (something PAINFUL!! ouch ouch ouch!)
🦚 a sexy quote (spicy, outright nsfw, etc--if you're not comfortable with this one specify in the tags!)
Malik continued, leaning in until they was nose-to-nose, “-and I want you to spend all your time at the office today thinking about all the things I’m going to write on your beautiful skin,” his eyes darkened, “and then I’m going to fuck you until you believe them, warda.”
🦃 a big, meaty quote (JUST A BIG OL PARAGRAPH YOU WANNA SHARE)
“I…” Did this woman want him dead, or did she just expect Pele not to have spared him? Siegfried thought back to the night, navigating past the pain of not being able to recall much. He wished he could remember everything, but alas, he’d been unconscious for most of it- rendered useless and unable to protect Leon. He didn't even learned his brother was missing until he woke up in the hospital, hours after the boy’s capture. Some might call it a blessing that he didn’t remember the majority of such a horrific event, but where his memory could not fill in the gaps, he found paranoia chomping at the bit to provide answers.
🦜 a pretty quote (you like the prose, or symbolism, or it's poetic, or you just like how it feels/the word choice!)
"I will never use you. I will never hurt you. I will never let the fire within you die."
🦅 an angsty quote (something PAINFUL!! ouch ouch ouch!)
It was a step too far, Siegfried realized, as his head spun, and his cheek burned. She’d slapped him, hard, harder than she ever had in his 20 years of life. His whole body twisted, and he nearly fell to the ground at the force of it. His mother let her hand drift back down to her side. Her face was locked, resolute in condemnation, “Do you feel big and strong, Siegfried? Do you feel like a man now, having spoken your mind?” Her voice dripped with venom. Whatever strength he had vanished. He was back to being a little boy, freshly slapped, ready to run and sob into the pillows of his bed. He was a fool. He’d forgotten where he learned to play so nasty. His mother was a master at her craft.
thanks so much for the ask!
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do *you* think with your dick?
I think with my packer
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REMINDER:
Doorbusters are (almost always) scams
Most sales will be going through the whole weekend due to retailer desperation.
Cyber Monday has better deals.
There is no need for you to help make retail workers miserable this Holiday. Stay home on Thanksgiving, stay home on Black Friday, and help make your family and friends miserable instead.
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coworker: hey you should come look at the results of a ph test for a customer’s water
me: I’m king of busy rn
coworker: no really just come here
the ph test:
my honest reaction:
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Sincere question that I've decided to ask my writer friends: Do you ever go back and reread certain chapters/fics that you've written purely for your own enjoyment? Just because it makes you happy and hits the spot? What fic or chapter have you done this with before?
ALL OF THEM.
I’m writing my stories for me, myself, and I! I’m going to read them! All of them! Anytime I want! As many times as I want!
If my readers happen to enjoy them that’s good too, but I’m not writing Isaac from Netflix Castlevania falling in love with a trans woman, or Malik and Siegfried hitting it raw in a castle, or Yugi and the Gang getting their shit wrecked by Hawaiian deities, solely because I think OTHER people will enjoy that. That’d be a very hard road for me indeed! This is all for me.
Trial by Fire, especially, is my white whale. I’ve tried to write it for over 15 years! I write that because I want to complete it, more than anything. And once I do? I’m rereading the fuck out of it!!
More to the point, I’ve re-read Defy Expectation a lot since posting it. Love some good genderfuckery and fashion. (And I guess the smut is cool too.)
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and i don’t even like staying up this late i just do it
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the rat from ratatouille is NOT special i could control a twink by pulling his curly hair too
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wip game of birds!
Rules: askers can send a bird, and receive the corresponding thing. If you don't have something that corresponds to whatever bird it is, or you don't want to share the only thing that fits (I'm not telling!) then either share a matching quote from a published work and link it, or share a random quote from your wips of your choice. :)
🐦⬛ a great quote of dialogue (maybe you're proud of how in-character it is, or how sharp the back and forth!)
🦜 a pretty quote (you like the prose, or symbolism, or it's poetic, or you just like how it feels/the word choice!)
🐧 a funny quote (silly! laughs! jokes! puns!)
🦚 a sexy quote (spicy, outright nsfw, etc--if you're not comfortable with this one specify in the tags!)
🦃 a big, meaty quote (JUST A BIG OL PARAGRAPH YOU WANNA SHARE)
🦉 a clever quote (something you're proud of!)
🦅 an angsty quote (something PAINFUL!! ouch ouch ouch!)
🕊️ a sweet quote (something sweet, fluffy! maybe it's cute or funny banter! or sappy wedding vows!)
🦤 a quote you had to delete :( (but still wanna share!)
🐦 a romantic quote (can be sweet or sad or sexy, or just your favorite interaction between them!)
🐤 a mystery quote (take out the context, even censor the names if you want! let em guess!)
🐓 fuck quotes, give me a summary or some ao3 tags
🦆 asker's request (what do you want to see? from a specific wip, a specific mood, a specific ship or character...?)
🦩dealer's choice (choose any quote at all! or the summary / ao3 tags thing! whatever! wild card!)
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No card games in sight. Just people living in the moment
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Siegfried von Schroeder and roses (part one) 🌹💖
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you have no idea how much it pains me that I can't watch goncharov. I want to watch this movie so bad it makes me look stupid.
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