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nuthief · 3 years ago
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“🇾‌🇴‌🇺‌  🇹‌🇭‌🇮‌🇳‌🇰‌  🇹‌🇭‌🇪‌🇾‌'🇱‌🇱‌  🇱‌🇮‌🇸‌🇹‌🇪‌🇳‌  🇹‌🇴‌  🇦‌  🇨‌🇷‌🇮‌🇲‌🇮‌🇳‌🇦‌🇱‌  🇱‌🇮‌🇰‌🇪‌  🇾‌🇴‌🇺‌ ?”   
“🇦‌🇫‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌  🇼‌🇭‌🇦‌🇹‌  🇮‌  🇩‌🇮‌🇩‌  🇫‌🇴‌🇷‌  🇹‌🇭‌🇪‌🇲‌ ?  🇴‌🇭‌  🇹‌🇭‌🇪‌🇾‌'🇱‌🇱‌  🇱‌🇮‌🇸‌🇹‌🇪‌🇳‌.” 
“🇾‌🇪‌🇦‌🇭‌  🇩‌🇴‌🇳‌'🇹‌  🇰‌🇮‌🇩‌  🇾‌🇴‌🇺‌🇷‌🇸‌🇪‌🇱‌🇫‌.”
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nuthief · 3 years ago
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me, introducing myself: it is i, your local asshole
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nuthief · 4 years ago
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Can you at least pretend to care?
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nuthief · 4 years ago
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“🇾‌🇴‌🇺‌  🇹‌🇭‌🇮‌🇳‌🇰‌  🇹‌🇭‌🇪‌🇾‌'🇱‌🇱‌  🇱‌🇮‌🇸‌🇹‌🇪‌🇳‌  🇹‌🇴‌  🇦‌  🇨‌🇷‌🇮‌🇲‌🇮‌🇳‌🇦‌🇱‌  🇱‌🇮‌🇰‌🇪‌  🇾‌🇴‌🇺‌ ?”   
“🇦‌🇫‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌  🇼‌🇭‌🇦‌🇹‌  🇮‌  🇩‌🇮‌🇩‌  🇫‌🇴‌🇷‌  🇹‌🇭‌🇪‌🇲‌ ?  🇴‌🇭‌  🇹‌🇭‌🇪‌🇾‌'🇱‌🇱‌  🇱‌🇮‌🇸‌🇹‌🇪‌🇳‌.” 
“🇾‌🇪‌🇦‌🇭‌  🇩‌🇴‌🇳‌'🇹‌  🇰‌🇮‌🇩‌  🇾‌🇴‌🇺‌🇷‌🇸‌🇪‌🇱‌🇫‌.”
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nuthief · 4 years ago
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ALLNOSTALGIC​
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     An EASY location to target — so many hungry mouths after a long stretch of work.  Nick saw his opportunity, and had parked his pawpsicle stand nearby with his treats on ice, to battle the warmth in the air.  He’s already sold about half, the sales going according to plan, when a small little critter decides to pay a visit.
     Nick has this smug grin about him, one of his brown-tipped paws tucking into his pants pocket.  What the squirrel says doesn’t phase him in the least - and it seemed his little rat pal didn’t do much to help.  Did he seriously think he could threaten him out of this spot?  As far as he was concerned, this only proved his hunch - this was a good location to make some easy cash.
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     ❝ I don’t mind, actually- thanks for checking. ❞     He doesn’t miss a beat with his reply, one of the pawpsicle sticks twirling between his claw-tipped fingers before popping it back into his mouth.  Smug grin only widens, bushy tail flicking behind him.  Nick made it quite clear —— HE HAD NO INTENTIONS OF MOVING.
his  tail  flinches  at  the  fox’s  snarky  reply ,  it  would  continue  to  do  so  as  for  the  next  couple  of  seconds  as  he  simply  stared  up  at  the  other.  frankly  he  should’ve  expected  this ,  it  seemed  that  any  time  something  was  finally  going  HIS  way ,  there  was  always  another  animal  not  too  far  behind  ready  to  RAIN  on  his  parade.  but  he  could  work  with  this ,  if  he  played  his  cards  right  then  this  fox  would  packing  it  down  the  street  in  no  time. 
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he  lets  out  a  breath  through  his  nose ,  that  was  just  short  of  a  chuckle ,  thin  line  spreads  on  is  mouth  turning  into  a  strained  smile.   “    FUNNY.  that  was... that  was  a  good  one.  you  ever  think  of  doing  STAND  UP   ?   you  should           you’d  be  great  at  it.  but  uh  seriously ,   ”   he  rests  his  paws  in  his  jacket’s  pockets ,  waltzing  over  to  the  fox’s  pawpsicle  cart ,  eyeing  it  up  an  down  before  gazing  back  at  the  fox.   “   my  friend  and  i’ve  been  working  this  corner  for  some  time  now;  in  fact ,  we’ve  even  got  some  REGULARS  who  always  look  forward  to  our  NUTS   !   and  get  this  !   today  was  gonna  be  our  LAST  sale   !   ”
that  was  partially  the  TRUTH.  today  would’ve  been  the  first  time  they’d  sell  on  this  street  corner ,  but  it’d  also  be  their  last.  for  some  reason  people  don’t  like  wasting  their  money  on  EMPTY  NUTS ,  imagine  that.    “   so  do  you  think  you  could  take  your  ice  on  a  stick  treat  somewhere  else ,  JUST  for  today   ?    i  mean  there’s  really  no  need  for  this  turn  into  a  whole  THING.   ”
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nuthief · 4 years ago
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nuthief · 4 years ago
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hey who sent this
WOuld you ship Surly and Buddy together?
I MEAN... if someone were to wanna plot it out yeah
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nuthief · 4 years ago
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WOuld you ship Surly and Buddy together?
I MEAN... if someone were to wanna plot it out yeah
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nuthief · 4 years ago
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nuthief · 4 years ago
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nuthief · 4 years ago
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hey bitch. personally! i can’t handle this right now
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nuthief · 4 years ago
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“🇾‌🇴‌🇺‌  🇹‌🇭‌🇮‌🇳‌🇰‌  🇹‌🇭‌🇪‌🇾‌'🇱‌🇱‌  🇱‌🇮‌🇸‌🇹‌🇪‌🇳‌  🇹‌🇴‌  🇦‌  🇨‌🇷‌🇮‌🇲‌🇮‌🇳‌🇦‌🇱‌  🇱‌🇮‌🇰‌🇪‌  🇾‌🇴‌🇺‌ ?”   
“🇦‌🇫‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌  🇼‌🇭‌🇦‌🇹‌  🇮‌  🇩‌🇮‌🇩‌  🇫‌🇴‌🇷‌  🇹‌🇭‌🇪‌🇲‌ ?  🇴‌🇭‌  🇹‌🇭‌🇪‌🇾‌'🇱‌🇱‌  🇱‌🇮‌🇸‌🇹‌🇪‌🇳‌.” 
“🇾‌🇪‌🇦‌🇭‌  🇩‌🇴‌🇳‌'🇹‌  🇰‌🇮‌🇩‌  🇾‌🇴‌🇺‌🇷‌🇸‌🇪‌🇱‌🇫‌.”
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nuthief · 4 years ago
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@allnostalgic​​​  gets  a  plotted  starter  <3
these  past  couple  days  have  been  nothing  but  EASY  for  the  duo ,  and  today  should  be  no  different.  today  should’ve  been  a  QUICK  cash  grab ,  their  wagon  full  of  bagged  nuts  should  be  empty  in  less  than  an  hour  tops.  at  least  that  was  the  plan.
he  sat  atop  the  bags  as  his  PARTNER  pulled  the  wagon  up  the  sidewalk ,  his  attention  was  focused  on  counting  the  cash  they've  made  this  week.  IT  WASN’T  ENOUGH.  he’s  brought  back  to  reality  when  he  suddenly  feels  the  wagon  come  to  an  abrupt  stop.  he  peaks  over  to  look  at  the  rat.
“    buddy   !   what  ya  stoppin’  for   ?   ”
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he  takes  notice  of  his  friend’s  gaze ,  and  then  he  saw  him.  A  FOX.  of  course  it  had  to  be  a  fox.  surly  lets  out  an  irritated  groan ,  hopping  down  beside  his  companion ,  putting  a  paw  on  his  shoulder  reassuringly.   “   don’t  worry.  i  got  this.   ”     and  then  his  frustration  is  focused  on  him.   “   hey  fox   !   yeah  i’m  talking  to  you   !    you  mind  LOITERING  somewhere  else ,  we’re  tryin’  to  run  a  BUSINESS  here.   ”
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nuthief · 4 years ago
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Surly and Andie in The Nut Job/The Nut Job 2 (Part 1)
Part 2 : http://disneyismyidol.tumblr.com/post/167756028980/surly-and-andie-in-the-nut-jobthe-nut-job-2-part
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nuthief · 4 years ago
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okay it’s 3 am and i’d say i have a decent amount of icons now. but i am having a hard time keeping my eyes open, so for now consider this a plotting call and i’ll hop into your IMs at some point tomorrow!
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nuthief · 4 years ago
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“there you are! i never got a chance to say you were amazing today!”
“i’m always amazing. today you just happened to notice.”
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nuthief · 4 years ago
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