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[nursechimes]

Shut... Up. Get away from me. With your god damn pancakes.

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Oh god no. //gets up// You keep your dirty self away from me!! I only come to these things so as not to drink alone!! You know that!

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Some how I imagine it isn't just the patients she gets he dirt from.

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As if she won't find out. That pesky little woman has eyes and ears all over this damn establishment. I don't even know where she gets her information any more.

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Really, if you're going to break her fragile morals, you shouldn't be acting so poisoningly sweet. It's absolutely nerve grinding.

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-wanders back out of the freezer and to a corner over in Chimes’ line of sight to pull out a little compact mirror and snort a few lines of coke-

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I asked her to be an adult, not a pretty, pretty princess. Clearly that didn't go well.

Sorry I'm late.

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Pancakes? Really? How has no one restocked the kitchen? How the hell are we supposed to feed you all tomorrow?

So it seems we only have pancake batter left...

There isn’t enough of anything else to make an actual meal… I’m so sorry everyone…

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Eva. We are adults. Please stow your princess complex for an evening.

I'm sure I've come a bit early..

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they look absolutely dreadful.

I'm sure I've come a bit early..

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Eva, for god sake's, get rid of all this damn tinsel. Where in the world did you even get this much tinsel?? And could you pick any more horribly patterned table cloths?

I'm sure I've come a bit early..

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The place looks like a twelve year old's birthday party.

I'm sure I've come a bit early..

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I may have been coxed into bringing a few good bottles of wine.

I HAVE ARRIVED.

But I’m busy stocking beer into the kitchen fridge. I may have gotten a few others to bring the goods.

P.S.

My brother’s sent it back.

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They're going to die no matter what you do.

Look here, you dirty little bastard. You can test me all you like but you won't break me like you did the others. Do you hear me?? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?? THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK. YOU. WILL. NOT. BREAK. ME.

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Who is your favorite person?

Myself, obviously. This existence has simply become about self preservation.

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Don't turn out the lights.

First, don't tell me how to do my job, you backwards, ignorant swine.

Second, if you want to die that badly, take your sorry excuse of an existence and end it in place I won't have to clean it.

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WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

The beach in winter. My mother had me bundled all together and sat me down in the back of my father's pick-up and we had and evening barbecue. I still remember the smell and how the sky looked like it was on fire.