Photo
194K notes
·
View notes
Text
Honestly, being a lesbian is the best thing that has ever happened to me like... imagine Not Being a Lesbian... devastating
9K notes
·
View notes
Photo
19K notes
·
View notes
Photo
232K notes
·
View notes
Text
can i snuggle into your chest and forget about everything for a little while?
99K notes
·
View notes
Text
i wanna be the reason you smile and laugh but also why you cum.
52K notes
·
View notes
Text
Those text messages that make you sit there smiling at your phone.
71K notes
·
View notes
Text
The egg in my uterus when it realises that it isn’t gonna be fertilised this month:
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
the year is 1347. my husband just died from “the plague” and i’m moving in with my female “companion” in a secluded mansion in the european country. we have no kids and two dogs and we seem unusually close. i call her my wife but historians call her my best friend. little does everyone know, she’s both.
124K notes
·
View notes
Photo
11K notes
·
View notes
Text
I love spontaneous sex. Like when you’re just watching tv and chatting and then you lean over to kiss her cheek but she kisses you back and pulls off your top and then she’s on top of you and whoops sexy times.
161K notes
·
View notes
Photo
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
A random guy approaching me in a bar:
Random guy: well… hello there ;)
Me, dressed in my most men-repelling lesbian clothing: for fuck’s sake
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
me in high school secretly watching this scene over and over again
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
the year is 1347. my husband just died from “the plague” and i’m moving in with my female “companion” in a secluded mansion in the european country. we have no kids and two dogs and we seem unusually close. i call her my wife but historians call her my best friend. little does everyone know, she’s both.
124K notes
·
View notes