novaviis
full of rage and dangerously stupid
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novaviis · 2 days ago
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My oil painting of an Uncrustable
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novaviis · 6 days ago
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novaviis · 8 days ago
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I'm as grateful for cellphones as the next person, but sometimes I think about how everyone having a phone on them at all times really did cause us to loose some things as a society. I mean - for example, kids these days will never experience their car breaking down and needing to find the nearest place with a phone they can use. They're never going to have the opportunity to tentatively approach a house only to discover that it's full of queer people having a party hosted by a transvestite to celebrate his creation of a sex homunculus, stay the night, and loose their virginity while unintentionally partaking in cannibalism. It's tragic, that kind of gay sexual awakening just doesn't happen these days because of cellphones.
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novaviis · 9 days ago
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can i come over and do this
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novaviis · 11 days ago
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there must be something 😳 I can do for you 😳 in return?
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novaviis · 11 days ago
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early mornings
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novaviis · 11 days ago
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vicious snake attack in london, 0 dead, 1 enamored
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novaviis · 13 days ago
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something something it will end in a garden
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novaviis · 17 days ago
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I really like these two! They're so cute.
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novaviis · 17 days ago
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"can you explain this gap in your resume" Oh yeah sorry i got sent to the 1300s and i had to fight evil skeletons
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novaviis · 17 days ago
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Insomnia by Vincenzo Lamolinara
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novaviis · 18 days ago
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I just finished reading ACD's memoir and one thing I picked up from it is that apparently he only became a doctor because his mother told him to get a medical degree so he could make money, he was never successful at it, and he was thrilled when he was finally able to quit medicine and become a full-time writer. Reading between the lines, it's possible he never actually liked being a doctor very much, and I feel like that kind of puts a different spin on Watson constantly ditching his practice to go run around with Holmes... like the idea of having this manic pixie dream detective come and snatch you away from your boring job that you hate and into a life of ~adventure~ is totally wish fulfillment lol.
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novaviis · 18 days ago
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novaviis · 18 days ago
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Nevermind, fuck that man.
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everybody say thank you neil
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novaviis · 19 days ago
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THANK!YOUUU-Notamomenttoloosse-comeJasperrrr-comeWatsoonnn-
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novaviis · 19 days ago
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In case anyone wanted my take on the Good Omens developments 🫠 I went through a whole grieving cycle
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novaviis · 20 days ago
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