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“every single thing i touch becomes sick with sadness” and “i’m the problem” and “life is emotionally abusive” and “i wake with your memory all over me” and “you’re on your own kid you always have been” and “lost in the labyrinth of my mind” and “i’ve been scheming like a criminal to make them love me” and “spineless in my tomb of silence” and “now that i’m grown i’m scared of ghosts” and “never take advice from someone who’s falling apart” and

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i dont know how people handle the world without looking at pictures of little tiny mice sitting on wheat

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I just taught my dad what the word cishet was and he just walked down the stairs and said “cishet coming down”

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The Most Important Review of Every Single Luca Marinelli Film

Listen, I’m not here to tell you if a movie’s plot is well-structured or whatever, ok? I’m here for objective, factual data on how Luca Marinelli’s brand is adhered to in every movie he’s been in so far.

(all gifs by @weardes​)

La solitudine dei numeri primi (2010)

Does Luca smoke? No.

Does Luca sing? No.

Does Luca eat? No.

Does Luca get slapped? No. His life is hard enough as it is.

Is Luca naked? He’s wearing speedos in one scene, but he’s covered in s*lf-h*rm marks, it’s very sad and not sexy at all.

Is Luca gay? Hell if I know.

Is Luca a slut? He talks to like two people in the whole movie.

Lucameter: 2/100 pathetic (but like I get it it’s his first movie w/e)

L'ultimo terrestre (2011)

Does Luca smoke? Yes.

Does Luca sing? No, but Roberta is a captivating dancer.

Does Luca eat? No, though she takes a shot once.

Does Luca get slapped? Yes, but not in a fun way :(

Is Luca naked? No, but there are some thighs and belly with a mini skirt in between. No complaints.

Is Luca gay? Not enough data.

Is Luca a slut? No.

Lucameter: 1/100 horrible, Roberta deserved better

Waves (2011)

Does Luca smoke? No.

Does Luca sing? Yes, drunkenly!

Does Luca eat? They just won’t let him put food into his mouth! Watching Gabriele trying and failing to eat is Hitchcock-level suspense, though it all comes to a very satisfying conclusion when the camera isn’t focusing on him for a second, and he friggin’ inhales the food off the table.

Does Luca get slapped? No, but he gets pushed around a lot.

Is Luca naked? No, but he does take off his shirt a couple of times. Also his legs are like completely hairless?? Has anyone ever noticed that? They shaved his legs!

Is Luca gay? No proof that he is, no proof that he isn’t.

Is Luca a slut? No, he is the sweetest purest cinnamon roll.

Lucameter: 37/100 it’s getting better

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i want my baking to be so good that when someone eats it they either wonder why im not married or have a split-second panic abt proposing to me right then and there

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in this gay and age,

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You’re laughing. My mother sold me as an NFT to One Direction and you’re laughing.

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also i have a boyfriend now

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my LGBTQA+ friend group call that mixed fruit

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finished season three of druck and okay the first half was a bit slow but the second half? amazing wow fantastic and i’m so glad that there’s trans representation because that’s so important! and ugh their characters were really well developed through that season and i really really enjoyed it!

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did i miss something?

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“you have an eyelash there” djfhfjfbhd

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matteo playing with jonas’ hair he’s so precious

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I think we're all grown up enough to admit that pink actually is a nice color and the only reason people ever convinced themselves it isn't is because girls, often young girls, like it