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He still needs little arms and a bodacious hairdo, but may I present to you - a tribute to a legend in my own way - Ziggy Stardust. "And the stars look very different today." See you in the stars, Bowie. #DavidBowie #Bowie #Ziggy #ZiggyStardust #Glam #Crochet #Crocheted #Crocheting #CrochetPlush #Plush #Plushie #WIP

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Coming along... Took a break to go watch The Force Awakens for the 4th time! STILL GREAT! #BB8 #BB8Droid #Droid #Crochet #Crocheted #Crocheting #CrochetPlush #StarWars #TheForceAwakens #Cute #ForceAwakens #StarWarsTheForceAwakens #StuffedAnimal #Plush #Plushie #Handmade #Amigurumi #StarWarsPlush #StarWarsFan #StarWarsNerd

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Uh oh. Who's this creeping around Not Your Average Hooker headquarters? #BB8 #BB8Droid #Droid #Crochet #Crocheted #Crocheting #CrochetPlush #StarWars #TheForceAwakens #Cute #ForceAwakens #StarWarsTheForceAwakens #StuffedAnimal #Plush #Plushie #Handmade #Amigurumi #StarWarsPlush #StarWarsFan #StarWarsNerd

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Who will be the next nerdy tubby plush?! You decide! Comment with your favorite character from #StarWars #TheForceAwakens to cast your vote! #StarWars #EpisodeVII #ForceAwakens #Crochet #Crocheted #Crocheting #Plush #CrochetPlush #Plushie #StuffedAnimal #Rey #KyloRen #Bb8 #Finn #FN2187 #PoeDameron #MazKanata #CaptainPhasma #SupremeLeader #Snoke #GeneralHux #Stormtrooper

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Princess Leia Hair / Leia Buns Ear Muff Headband custom order! Excuse the face, I had to snap quick pics to rush ship these muffs! #crochet #crocheted #crocheting #starwars #leia #princessleia #generalleia #leiaorgana #princessleiabuns #hair #muffs #starwarslove #princessleiahair #earmuffs #crochetwip #geek #nerd #handmade #notyouraveragehooker #nyahooker #starwarsnerd

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My anaconda don't want none unless you got Leia buns, Hun. Finishing up some very special Princess Leia Hair Bun Ear Muffs for my girl @ashtexperience! Can you believe it's only a few more days until Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens comes out?! I've got my tickets for the 17th! #crochet #crocheted #crocheting #starwars #leia #princessleia #generalleia #leiaorgana #princessleiabuns #hair #starwarslove #princessleiahair #earmuffs #crochetwip #geek #nerd #handmade #notyouraveragehooker #nyahooker #starwarsnerd

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Cthulhu "Angel" Christmas Tree Topper Custom ordered Cthulhus available for $65 with shipping included (on US orders) for 2016. Comment, DM or email NotYourAverageHooker on gmail and I'll create a custom order listing on #Etsy just for you! *Color is a little washed out. Cthulhu is made with soft-to-the-touch washable bright kelly green yarn. #crochet #crocheted #crochettentacles #cthulhu #cthulhumythos #mythical #mythicalcreature #callofcthulhu #hplovecraft #lovecraft #plush #plushes #crochetplush #handmade #gift #smallbusiness #nh #christmastreetopper #treetopper #angel #christmas #nyahooker #notyouraveragehooker

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It's a Cthulhu "Angel" Christmas Tree Topper! Thanks H.P. Lovecraft and nerds for the undersea creature's increasing popularity and thanks @sujigoose for ordering this super fun piece! #crochet #crocheted #crochettentacles #cthulhu #cthulhumythos #mythical #mythicalcreature #callofcthulhu #hplovecraft #lovecraft #plush #plushes #crochetplush #handmade #customgift #smallbusiness #nh #christmastreetopper #treetopper #angel #christmas #nyah #nyahooker #notyouraveragehooker

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Check out this oversized baby blanket I made recently! A custom order for @ashtexperience for her sister! Gotta make one for myself now! Happy Small Business Saturday! #SmallBusinessSaturday #Crochet #Crocheted #Crocheting #ShopSmall #ShopLocal #NotYourAverageHooker #NYAHooker #NYAH #BabyBlanket #Afghan #CrochetBlanket #Ripple #Chevron #Chevrons #ChevronBlanket #Forest #Woodlands #Unisex #ForestColors

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Bedding can get a little boring with the standard colors and designs, so why not mix things up and get extra cheesy with it? Y’know like, say, a pepperoni pizza? You’ll have the most delicious sleep of your life and your overnight guests will think you’re a hilarious pe…

#Bedding, #EmotionalRainbow, #PepperoniPizzaBedding, #Pizza

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Amigurumi Zwerg - Free Crochet Pattern by Ülkü Demirel.

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free crochet pattern - lots of photos

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(via Craftdrawer Crafts: Free easy to crochet hat patterns for men, women, kids and babies) http://www.craftdrawer.com/2014/11/free-easy-to-crochet-hat-patterns-for.html

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LW4574 Splendor Throw Free Crochet Pattern in Red Heart Super Saver yarn

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By Nancy Nicholson.

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Speckled Hen Potholder - Free Crochet Pattern by Christine Ciliberto.

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#koala #crochet #babyhat #babyboy #babyshower #berretto #beanie #italy #Bicolino #ganchillo #gorrito #bebé #berretto #babyshower #babyshop #ganchillo #shopping #dawanda #misshobby #etsy #alittlemarket #newborn #neonato #bebé #bebuū