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How to get a Driver's License:
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Once I drew a pentagram on the inside of a jar then went to bed and ended up having a dream where I was standing in the doorway of a room where a bunch of teenagers were sacrificing a mutilated goat and then I turned to the left and a weird fish that was in a weird fishtank started talking to me in a demonic language that I somehow understood at the time. Anyway after I woke up at 4:00am on the dot I scratched out the pentagram and threw away the lid and I haven't had a dream like that since. I'll let you decide what to take from this.
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i love Tumblr so much. Like, there could be a really good thought provoking post about the meaning of life that could change you overall perspective on everything and then you go to look at the URL and it's something like 'pussy_eater_3000'
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Don't call anyone normal, they're just fucked up in different way than you.
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