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Yusuf al-Kaysani (The Old Guard, 2020)

“So are you good guys or bad guys?” “Depends on the century.”

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THE OLD GUARD: killfloor Nicky

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i……!!!!

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First chapter of my Witcher American Idol AU is up! The 2nd chapter is written and going up later this week. This was written as part of @relenafel's modern au challenge

Jaskier is a finalist on Redanian Idol which means its time for the hometown visit! The whole nation is excited to meet the families. There's only two problems: 1) Jaskier's parents are mediocre on the best of days 2) Jaskier accidentally lied about having a boyfriend on national television and now the producers have found the grumpiest park ranger in the world to play the part Oh well, it's too late to back out now unless he wants to hand the audience vote to *Valdo Marx* on a silver platter.

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the way i always break down when i see this gif...... embarrassing and yet.

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I can’t stop laughing at Carrie being told “NO” by Mark. Also, Harrison Always Knows Best.

This is from a documentary called “From Star Wars to Jedi” released in 1983. Thanks @wookieekisses because I found that bit thanks to your post!

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booker listens to a lot of the national doesn’t he

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Jaskier confronts the asshole messing with a woman’s drink at the Arts Gala. Said asshole is actually a bodyguard doing his job and testing the drink. Awkward regret and even awkwarder flirting ensues. 

Written for @relenafanel​‘s Modern AU Challenge! This is just the irresponsible romanticizing of arts admin in the bay area :p