notthebrightestcandleintheroom

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I am so confused, I dropped my phone and the screen wasn't cracked but it wouldn't turn on. I googled it on my tablet hoping I could fix it and it only suggested tapping the sides of my screen? Why did that work? Why is my screen brighter than it's been in a while?

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I want to stop lol

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So my baby brother has been treated very poorly by our mom's family recently, and I was already stepping out of that side of the family for other reasons. He's stuck up for himself so well in the last few days, and I've literally never been more proud of one of my siblings.

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Lol I said all that about dropping down some stairs, and right as I hit post, my nieces started doing funny faces and voices. Telepathic little shits

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I'd like to drop down some stairs, but I live in a trailer.

Also I don't want pain, just to drop

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I'm itchy and slightly embarrassed

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I would like to bash my head through a wall. But I have a froggy taser so maybe I should just taze myself lol

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What would you do about a dad who plays and interacts with the older kid but not the younger one during his visitation? Because I'm not their mom, but I may actually murder someone if I have to watch an 8 month old tear up when her dad won't even say hi to her but hugs her 2 year old sister and plays with 2yo.

Those girls deserve better, and rn all I've been able to do is make sure they know I love them.

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Also how are you supposed to respond when someone asks what you want for your birthday?

The three things I want are a 25th bday party (I haven't had one since 16 and I had to organize it myself), a Little Green (the upholstery cleaner), and there's an Indiana Jones bag that I really wouldn't mind getting.

I know I'm not getting a party, the one venue we would have been able to get for free burned down this weekend, but I also don't think everyone is going in on a $120 upholstery cleaner or a $90 bag. But I have nearly everything else I want 😬

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You guys know that feeling when you buy stuff in multiple flavors kind of in bulk, so that you have choices, and someone looks at you like you're dumb? How do I explain that I'm not drinking 30+ energy drinks in a week

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I'm not sure why I came back here

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My sister hid her kids pacifiers and said it was a "goblin fairy"

I think she should tell her it was the goblin king so when she gets older she thinks David Bowie snuck into her home and took her pacifiers

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I asked my best friend if it would be weird to throw myself a birthday party this year for my 25th, and she had already been planning one even with the cake that I was wanting lol

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Do you guys think this is too mean? (If you can't read it, it says "I chose this one for you because he looks bald" and it's for my dad)

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i fucking hate fruit flies literally get out of my face im not a fruit

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I went to make a post about my brother getting out of the Navy but I don't think I posted here when he got into the Navy... I only signed in because I wanted to find a message from a friend lol