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Before everyone leaves I gotta say it...

This is the forbidden CORN

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THIS IS IMPORTANT AND I WANT TO THANK THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS

Simple edible detergent pods recipe

I made a more advanced recipe here for all y’all that want something that looks more like a tide pod here, but that recipe is… intricate. So for all y’all who want just a simple detergent pod like these juicy looking packets, I’m here for you! 

Two components: edible plastic and juicy inside

First, the Plastic:

Ingredients:

2 packets (14g) Knox unflavored gelatin

6 tbsp water

Parchment paper

rectangular brownie pan

optional: ½ tbsp 7up or sprite

Instructions:

Boil the water, add gelatin mix (optional: add soda for flavor). Stir in until mix is completely melted. Let cool slightly. Cover brownie pan with parchment paper, and pour a very thin layer of gelatin mixture onto parchment. Place brownie pan into fridge and let sit overnight until hardened.

The next day, the juicy inside:

Obtain your favorite flavor of jello. Follow the instructions on the jello mix to make the jello, but don’t put it in the fridge. Let cool until room temperature.

Put it Together:

Remove edible plastic from the fridge and gently remove plastic from parchment. Cut into 5x2″ rectangles. Fold rectangle in half to create 2x2.5″ rectangles. Seal together long ends and use indirect heat to melt sides together. Leave the short end open. Pour room temperature jello into pouch and seal final end with indirect heat. Let cool in fridge a few hours, and then enjoy.

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Himalayan Rock Salt

Despite being salt it’s probably not a good idea that you lick and try to eat your salt lamp. Salt lamps aren’t meant for human consumption and are therefore not handled for human consumption. Basically that means it might have nasty crap on it that you probably don’t want to eat.

Himalayan salt sold online and in food stores is a different story, however.

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Party City sells the edible version of them.

I can’t believe none of you talk about the best forbidden cronch of all:

bath pearls

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I’m thinking about her

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I recommend these:

They’re called bursting boba and they can be purchased online and are usually found in bubble teas. They’re really good as I’ve actually had them myself.

You can buy them from multiple websites such as these:

http://www.goleadway.com/bossen/bursting-boba/

http://www.lollicupstore.com/add-ons/popping-pearls

may I interest you in a flavor orb

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If you’re still not satisfied with the snacks I provided; here’s this.

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So I know, recently, the internet has been losing their minds over these delicious-looking tide pods ((DO NOT CONSUME THEM, THEY ARE T O X I C AND FOLKS HAVE DIED FROM EATING THEM)). Well here are some not-so-forbidden snacks that have the appearance and texture of tide pods.

1) GUSHERS

Gushers are these gummy fruit snacks that have a gooey gel inside of them. They don’t look like laundry pods, but I imagine they’re similar in texture

2) GUMMY SHARKS

If you’re looking for something similar in color, then these are the treat for you!

ENJOY THESE EDIBLE AND SAFE SNACKS, EVERYONE! THEY’RE MUCH BETTER THAN A POISONOUS LAUNDRY POD!

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This is a page for all you fans of “forbidden snacks.” Here you will find EDIBLE alternatives to all the things you want to eat, but can’t. If you have any suggestions or questions, feel free to ask away! I’m always open to recommendations. AND PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE “FORBIDDEN SNACKS” REALLY ARE FORBIDDEN AND YOU SHOULDN’T BE EATING THEM!!! TIDE PODS ARE DANGEROUS TO CONSUME AND YOU SHOULD NOT BE EATING THEM!!!