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[notsamwisegamgee]

Dunmeshi yuri

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Hey sorry about your boyfriend. Yeah he’s too weird to love. Yeah he’s too scared to die. He’s too alien to take home. He said he’s horrified at his reflection in your eyes. Sorry it’s your conclusions that make his delusions. There’s nothing we can do to help.

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TWEAKING TWEAKING TWEAKING WE’RE SO BACK

im going to lose it btw

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"Glass half full or half empty is actually a really beautiful question about reason and looking for what is there rather than what once was, and never will be again"

— Me *continues twerking to the First Step by The Tapeworms*

[notsamwisegamgee]

it is what it is. and I don't know what it is

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"forgive and forget" WRONG! go to hell

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um why would i step out of comfort zone i literally just got so comfy

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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

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not to sound like a will wood fan but lately i've been wishing i were 5'5 weighing 99 and wearing thigh highs

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shitting my pants over the i/me/myself demo

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my brain: having wildly disturbing intrusive thoughts

me: damn… ur kinda posting cringe right now, ngl…

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Will Wood fans are so annoying you ask them what they’re listening to and it’s some shit called Big Fat Bitchie’s Blueberry Pie, Christmas Tree, and Recreational Jell-o Emporium a.k.a. “Mr. Boy is on the Roof Again” (Feat. Pasta by Sneakers McSqueakers) [From “B.F.B.’s B-Sides: Bagel Batches, Marsh-Mallows, & Barsh-Mallows”] and it sounds like mouse parade music

[notsamwisegamgee]

Hey uh sorry about your boyfriend. Yeah he’s sort of your boyfriend girlfriend now. Yeah he’s pretty enough to lie to. Sorry about that.

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“dude what the freak” *gazes longingly at you*

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relationships should be 50/50, they tell me which of my behaviors are symptoms of autism, and i giggle at how smart they are