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Look at them 💕💕💕

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I LOST ACHERON TO GEPARD LIFE IS MEANINGLESS

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MY BABY IS HOME BITCHES

I'm gonna cry

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GO AWAY

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I did it now my head hurts

How tf do i write a murder scenario Danganronpa level

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How tf do i write a murder scenario Danganronpa level

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Au where Aventurine is the second youngest vampire son in a family of ten siblings, and he is the most stubborn and spoiled little shit you'll ever meet.

Now heres the thing, Aventurine is not one to want things often, sure there's some expensive new watches he thinks would look cool with his signature jacket, but there's nothing in the world he would go out of his way to conquest, he is comfortable just the way things are.

That is, until Veritas.

Veritas is nothing special, at least that's what he thinks, because the rest of the world seems to revolve around him, Veritas is like a magnet, even with his unpleasant attitude, people are attracted to his surroundings, for somebody who's not even a celebrity he has an ungodly amount of admirers. And Aventurine is one of them.

Ratio, as a teacher and a doctor, has an agitated life, he constantly sees new faces, learns new names, finds different personalities, but the rich guy that comes to the hospital ever once in a while to donate an absurd amount of money is one of the few people that can say they successfully intrigued Doctor Ratio.

That doesn't last long since he eventually learns that Aventurine is one insufrible piece of shit that, for some reason, insists to be around him at all times.

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Kind of a Halloween thingy (VERY OOC) Au where Aventurine is one lonely mf. Okay, it's true he has a little friendship group but... he can't really say they're friends, they're close enough to have a dynamic and a group name but not for everything else except for a game night once in never.

You can say he is kind of a "Komi can't communicate".He is absolutely gorgeous but he tries to pretend his crippling social anxiety doesn't exist by talking to fictional characters on a screen, if you looked at it you would probably be surprised by the amount of Otome and gacha games he has on his phone.

One in particular recently caught his eye, it's a game in beta development with only three routes at the moment. A Priest, A Teacher and a Beautiful Tief lady. He decides to download to try every route, but gets bored of the priest route at the first date, turns out Sunday is not really the most fun person (character?) To be around even if his route is pretty interesting. Aventurine decides to not even try the pretty tief lady, Kafka is her name, Because he simply is non interested in woman, but he can admit she would make an incredible best friend irl.

That leaves him with the teachers route. And to say he became obsessed with Veritas Ratio would be the understatement of the century.

His plotline, His character, his looks, his feelings, everything feels so human to Aventurine, he feels thirsty for more, he wants to KNOW that man even if only two dates are available for public right now.

He won't be sleeping for awhile thinking about sunset eyes and shy animated smiles... is that healthy? Probably not. Topaz can at least say she tried to knock some sense into him. You can't possibly be in love with a videogame character, a videogame character That's NOT EVEN OUT YET! she sounded exasperated and Aventurine can't blame her for it.

Months pass and the game is out with other route options, none of those matter now that Aventurine has all the time in the world to get Ratio's 100% Route, but... things start to go weird by the middle on the game. The other characters seemed distant and Ratio was the only one talking to him constantly. ((Not that Aventurine complains, every second with Ratio is a second to be cherished... that should probably be discussed on therapy.))

Everyone else seemed to be doing their things individually, even talking to him about other character's he has never heard of even in the games wiki. Who the hell is Himeko? It's almost as if... they're alive or something... lol that would be stupid.

Until one day he gets to a specific chapter on Ratio's backstory, The character breaks down in tears and Aventurine does his best to confort him as much as the dialogues allow him to, but then, Veritas reaches out to the screen and a hand simply passes through his phone like some sort of portal, Aventurine, Panicking, freezes as he watches Ratio slowly emerge from the screen to hug him tightly. Am i dreaming?

They talk for a while as things settle down and Ratio decides to stay with him until they can find him somewhere to live comfortably.

((As he comes to find out, theres a lot of complaints on the steam page of the game from the general public on how the bachelors seemed to already be in love with other in game NPCS nobody has ever seem, the name "Aventurine" is mentioned quite a few times along with "Himeko" "Gallagher" "Acheron" "Dan Heng" "Moze" and others... he hopes he can find those people some day to create a support program for people who fell in love with AI's))

((Yes this is a troupe, no i did not mean for it to get that long

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I quote "não sei se você sabe, mas tipo, Kian sabe" and "Sou médica sou mulher" on a daily basis i can't take it anymore SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

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Sometimes I like to imagine scenarios where the IPC actually adores ratio's presence even if he is in fact a little PAIN IN THE ASS, he is even more capable then a lot of oficial IPC workers and can lead entire army's of people and make missions successful, so successful, in fact, they're constantly trying to persuade him into joining the IPC with bribes and with his unofficial boyfriend.

I just think it's a funny little scenario

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Momo Ayase specifically has a special place in my heart as a Female protagonist, because she's doesn't look BASIC AS FUCK. She's actually a protagonist i can look at and say WOW SHE'S BEAUTIFUL AND UNIQUE and she doesn't even need to have an unique hair color, her style makes her recognizable.

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I actually think no media has made me like a couple this much, and as quickly as Dandadan did, Ayase and Ken are peak pining troupe. They're cuties.

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I miss him ((Teruya Otori

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I don't think ya'll understand when I say i would let this man [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] me and [CENSORED] [CENSORED] until i [CENSORED] and then [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] and i would [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] until dawn fr.

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ENIGMA DO MEDO DEMO IS OUT FOLKS!!!!

GAME OF THE YEAR!!!!!

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Now a Plot i ABSOLUTELY HATE, WITH MY WHOLE BEEEEIIIING

The fucking victim blaming.

This actually happens mostly in old fanfics but it still pisses me off TO THIS DAY!!!!!

Let's create a scenario, theres protag number 1, Protag number 2, and a bitch. Okay? Okay.

Protag 1 and protag 2 are love interestes, but the BITCH for whatever reason decides to try and break them off by manipulating protag 2 into believing lies about the protag 1

Shit hits the fan, as always, and then suddenly EVERYONE is on protag 1's side because they go through a heartbreak cause protag 2 believed lies about them :(

And then protag 2 is FUCKING ISOLATED, BEATEN UP AND SLANDERED by THEIR FRIENDS, just for have been MANIPULATED????? THE FUCKING BITCH IS RIGHT THERE, BEAT THEM UP INSTEAD!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!

AND THEN THEY BLAME THEM FOR SHIT THAT THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WAS GOING ON??? LIKE?????

Maybe protag 2 was stupid? Maybe, but DO THEY DESERVE TO BE DISOWNED FOR IT??????? THEY'RE A VICTIM TOO FOR GOD SAKE.

And then they fucking baby protag 1 like protag 2 killed their grandma or something, like, protag 1 does NOT NEED a WHOLE protective squad just because of a heartbreak, THEY'LL LIVE!!!!!!! IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL!!!!!!!!!

Okay, summary: Protag 2 is blamed for shit they didn't even have that much fault in, while the bitch gets a slap at best, and protag 1 is a goddamn crybaby that can't handle life.

Tbh, these types of fics are obviously made based purely on favoritism, and I will not explain.

I don't know if I'm waaaaay too ADHD to understand the appeal of that troupe, but I do NOT fuck with it

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Time travel Au where Teen Kakavasha suddenly appears in the future and Aventurine is nowhere in sight. Ratio takes it upon himself to care for him, but Kakavasha's dull expression haunts him at every step of the way.

Eventually he learns he could never save Aventurine, could never erase the pain he has been through and he could never make things okay for Kakavasha even if they did develop a somewhat close relationship, because even if he tried, Kakavasha will be going back to that horrible place just to suffer some more.

When Kakavasha disappears again and Aventurine comes back, he's in a horrible state. He's disassociated, dirty, and broken all over again. But contrary to what Ratio expects, after Aventurine has come to his normal senses, he breaks down in front of him in a moment of exhaustion and weakness, he cries about how much he missed the present and how much he missed Veritas. But one thing he says sticks to him;

"I remember now, I don't know how I could have ever forgotten you, Doctor. You gave me something to look forward to in the future. The cats, Topaz, Numby, You. You made me want to keep going, and I'll be forever grateful."

It's not okay. It hasn't been okay, and it will probably never be okay, but maybe Veritas can at least attempt to ease Aven-- Kakavasha's pain for a while.

((MAYBE if someone decides to write that, there's some nice paralels you can make with Penacony . . . Just a sugestion