Echo the great beasts that work among us, unbridled in this kingdom between canal and firth , here to harness the river. Carry each weary traveller. Bow down your strong heads to taste the water. Stretch up your long necks to face the sun.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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The Loch Ness monster is a kelpie that lost a bet, you cannot change my mind.
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I think we should summon a collective will to live I think that would be nice
I can work with that actually
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I think we should summon a collective will to live I think that would be nice
I can work with that actually
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There's a large flock south of my loch.
They keep escaping through a hole in the fence, their farmer has not yet noticed this; so is unlikely to notice any more going missing.
I think we should summon a collective will to live I think that would be nice
I can work with that actually
#they keep going into my loch and getting their wool waterlogged.#i don't even like sheep.#yet i have to save them from their own stupidity?#and i cannot even eat them#their wool is very difficult to bite through#the meat is not good enough to be worth it#so i take them back to their field#it has been happening for a month.#take them.#end the cycle.#sheep are eejits.#kelpie rp#kelpie
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What is a summoning without a sacrifice?
I know a field of sheep that won't be missed if you're interested.
I think we should summon a collective will to live I think that would be nice
I can work with that actually
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Your worker Darian has been doing weird embarassing stuff online. If you fire him, I will provide you 1000 healthy men to work for you.
@commissionsdarian You have a reputation to maintain. The company's reputation to maintain, to be precise. Take this as a warning. And find this person and his 1000 men.
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I think I understand, I mostly eat strangers anyway. I am not sure how to class a friend, but I will try - and do not worry, i don't eat living travellers; i prefer to drown them first.
Are you food?
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Wait. Kel, right? I'm not food, I'm a a friend of Darian and Oli's.
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what are the rules, of who it is acceptable to eat, and who it is not?
Are you food?
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Wait. Kel, right? I'm not food, I'm a a friend of Darian and Oli's.
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on the term that you won't chew my bones or cause me harm? i will not try to eat them.
Are you food?
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Wait. Kel, right? I'm not food, I'm a a friend of Darian and Oli's.
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he begins to dig in
i'll keep that in mind
Heeeeeelllooooo someone ask for a fresh corpse?
Don't ask how I got it so fast.
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I didn't ask, but i'll take it.
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I have a preference for my bones to be inside of my body.
Are you food?
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Wait. Kel, right? I'm not food, I'm a a friend of Darian and Oli's.
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Heeeeeelllooooo someone ask for a fresh corpse?
Don't ask how I got it so fast.
:D
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I didn't ask, but i'll take it.
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i'd like to see you try.
Are you food?
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Wait. Kel, right? I'm not food, I'm a a friend of Darian and Oli's.
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... fine.
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Wait. Kel, right? I'm not food, I'm a a friend of Darian and Oli's.
#i promise nothing#kelpie rp#kelpie#(ooc: i doubt kel cares either way - empathy isn't his specialty)
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You could be a friend and food.
Are you food?
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Wait. Kel, right? I'm not food, I'm a a friend of Darian and Oli's.
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Ignore this post.
Guys DO NOT ride the weird horse from the river!
Worst mistake of my life!
HBRRRRGH BRRGH BLUP BLUP!
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