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Daft podcast reaches 70 episodes! No, we don’t know how either.

To celebrate, Time Ram takes Hartnell story ‘The Celestial Toymaker’ and re-jigs it for the 21st century and Matt Smith. In the process we uncover some unlikely guest stars, have a spring fitted and go ‘full Scottish’. It’ll make sense later. Or not. Crackerjack!!

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Daft podcast reaches 70 episodes! No, we don’t know how either.

To celebrate, Time Ram takes Hartnell story ‘The Celestial Toymaker’ and re-jigs it for the 21st century and Matt Smith. In the process we uncover some unlikely guest stars, have a spring fitted and go ‘full Scottish’. It’ll make sense later. Or not. Crackerjack!!

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Love it!!

Time Ram - Removal of the Daleks

After disabling the dismal Dynotrope with Mel (see: The Krrrrotons), the Doctor must face off against its siblings; Allotrope and Terry Tropes. Keff McCulloch is 'avin' a wank, along with the entire planet of Spiridon. The Thals have crashed their pantry. The Dalek Supreme has its balls in a vise and Davros has a bomb wedged up his crack. Meanwhile, Ace has fallen in love with the invisible man and Sylvester McCoy is doing his best slippy acting. It could only happen on Time Ram: now with 40% more Abslom Daak!

Alternate versions below the cut

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69, dude! Don't get too excited, this week's episode of Time Ram is a little 2-dimensional, as we manhandle Peter Capaldi's Flatline in the general direction of Peter Davison. Hey, they're both called Peter, what other similarities do they have? None, it turns out.

With special guest star Jon 'The Arn' Arnold.

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I finally updated this piece! I extended it a bit and fixed the Tardis doors 😆 you can get prints of the new version at my store too if you are interested 😊

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all of my doctor who portraits so far! up to 27 of them now woah

still plenty more i want to do, please don't say where is so and so, they are most likely on the to do list, i just have 10 projects going at once so i stop and start things a lot

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team five consistently had stunner outfits and adric

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Rough sketchbook drawing of Ian Chesterton and Barbara Wright on The Web Planet. For a Patreon reward that will become a finished illustration.  (With extra added venom grubs.)

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A Good Man Continues to F*** Us Up

Time Ram: A Good Man Fucks Us Up

Don't be lulled by the Easy Yellow alert; this is Time Ram's darkest hour, as our hosts must find a way to make A Good Man Goes to War in the Troughton era, without any earlier Rammed stories to draw from. Lucky for me, it's now two years later, so I can confidently say that the Doctor goes to Demon's Run to rescue Polly, allied with the Silurians, the Kaldor Robots, the Robo-Pleasence, Sabalom Glitz, all of whom are now from the Hartnell era, and the Meddling Monk, who isn't! Or something like that, probably. Ben cusses out some cybermen. Susan's ring results in hyperbabies. Continuity is probably going to keep collapsing even worse now. Oh my giddy aunt...

Featuring Diana Rigg as River Song and Stephanie Bidmead as Madam Kovarian!

Alt under the cut

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Coming soon?

Reblog if you want to see the Boneless return in series 15.

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Which Doctor Who episode has the daftest title? It could be David Tennant’s ‘The Unicorn and the Wasp’, which in this Time Ram gets transported to the Jon Pertwee era, the lucky thing! Join us as we explore crystals, December garden parties and probic vent insecurity on the way to uncovering the inevitable hexapod murderer. It’s not who you think. Wallop!

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A KICKLINE IS INEVITABLE

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One to remember....

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macra design by @donutdrawsthings

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Time Ram splice the mainbrace, batten the hatches and take their sea sickness pills as we launch Christopher Eccleston’s ‘The Smugglers’! Join us as we spend money on pirates, vibrate some concrete and reminisce with acting legend Don Warrington. But where exactly is the gold? Don’t tell ’em Pike!

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