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au where anakin's never discovered by the jedi and makes his way through the galaxy doing whatever he can or wants to do after he and his mom are freed when he's a teenager. he ends up in coruscant, hot-wiring and selling speeders for a local gang which is going pretty well until he accidentally steals a jedi's speeder as it's floating outside a high-rise building

obviously, jedi knight obi-wan kenobi is not going to stand for that (it's sort of embarrassing to walk back to the temple and submit the paperwork to admit that he has been robbed of an entire speeder)

so he tracks anakin down with gratuitous use of the Force (the Force, which is very eager to see obi-wan find her son his speeder) but when he does find anakin, he realizes he doesn't want to press charges on some barely legal teenager who looks like he's had it rough. instead he lets him go with a warning of sorts and even tells him to keep the speeder

anakin's never met a courteous kindness he doesn't want to sink his teeth into and tear to shreds, of course, so he tells the pompous jedi where he can stick his charity. and his speeder.

which leads to anakin deciding to try and steal from obi-wan kenobi anytime he thinks they're both on coruscant because how dare he try to give him something he can just take?? how dare he be kind and good and nice to anakin. anakin will show him. via thievery and crime. this will in no way lead to sex. or love.

definitely not love. it may lead to sex though.

(or, a more feral sort of anakin finds himself being domesticated via kindness. and sex)

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au where anakin's never discovered by the jedi and makes his way through the galaxy doing whatever he can or wants to do after he and his mom are freed when he's a teenager. he ends up in coruscant, hot-wiring and selling speeders for a local gang which is going pretty well until he accidentally steals a jedi's speeder as it's floating outside a high-rise building

obviously, jedi knight obi-wan kenobi is not going to stand for that (it's sort of embarrassing to walk back to the temple and submit the paperwork to admit that he has been robbed of an entire speeder)

so he tracks anakin down with gratuitous use of the Force (the Force, which is very eager to see obi-wan find her son his speeder) but when he does find anakin, he realizes he doesn't want to press charges on some barely legal teenager who looks like he's had it rough. instead he lets him go with a warning of sorts and even tells him to keep the speeder

anakin's never met a courteous kindness he doesn't want to sink his teeth into and tear to shreds, of course, so he tells the pompous jedi where he can stick his charity. and his speeder.

which leads to anakin deciding to try and steal from obi-wan kenobi anytime he thinks they're both on coruscant because how dare he try to give him something he can just take?? how dare he be kind and good and nice to anakin. anakin will show him. via thievery and crime. this will in no way lead to sex. or love.

definitely not love. it may lead to sex though.

(or, a more feral sort of anakin finds himself being domesticated via kindness. and sex)

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quote from the mom movie

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Commission for Charlie, about Sam accidentally becoming a golden retriever because of the curse

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随机写一些每个时间段的温温erotica可能…（有些都是陈词滥调了哎嘿嘿

Pre-series：哥宝先进入青春期！理所当然地不会有任何乱伦的想法（怎么可能！）仍旧是一只年轻的护崽小母鸡、

妹宝随后进入青春期！一夜之间从完全不理解哥宝的魅力到开始古怪地欣赏哥的睫毛、眼珠、嘴唇、肩胛骨、手腕的血管、脚踝…这太奇怪了！哥宝原本只是两人衣柜的味道…但现在衣柜的味道不止是衣柜的味道了…

这不对吧、这绝对不对吧！妹宝怒拎包离家出走，不但决定做个直男，更重要的是决定做一个不乱伦的正常人！（什么

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也不知道什么AU但造谣

（渣机翻出没

哥和一群汽车工老白男（就声称自己不会看周六夜现场的那种）侃大山，得知特x普要取消汽车消费税开设大量岗位并重新生产老式车，开心地一拍大腿就要给红党投票，回去还美滋滋地跟米米说。

米米阴沉着脸跟他说隔壁州的反堕胎案和霸凌问题，引经据典博古通今，最后绝杀：丁 你不要我了嘛？（哥哥你不想跟我搞同性恋了吗哥哥你是想喝中药了吗

把哥说得晕晕乎乎还有点犯困，最后只好摆摆手：好吧！哥不了解！既然你都这么说了我会投哈x斯的！

晚上米米努力嘿咻嘿咻，身体力行地改造他，无微不至地教化他…这就是一个左派斗士伟大的同志之爱 Donner la priorité à l’émancipation humaine