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stcrdcst replied to your post

im still here my dude

my bro.... im cryin im so glad youre still around!!!!! idk if i’ll actually be able to fit rping into my schedule again but i... really want to

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|| what up???? it’s been a long time since i logged on but i miss this blog.......

are any of you guys  still active?

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|| i still exist. school has taken over my life. sorry bros :(

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im a romantic. n i’m passionate. and i care. i care, i care. 

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Oh.

Of course she didn’t speak English. And he barely spoke Spanish; he thought back to the few classes he had taken in middle school but any information he had once learned from those days was long gone. “Uhhh, okay, uh...” He dug his phone out of his pocket and searched the app store for something that could translate the child. While he waited for it to download, he glanced back at her.

“Okay, well... Hola. You wanna... uh...” He twirled the car in his hand as he quickly typed in some words into the translator. “Coche? You wanna uh... juega coche?”

best babysitter ever

She frowned and pushed the car back towards him with both of her hands. “ no, no hay coche! ¡Juega conmigo! “ Did he not want to play with her? What did she do that made him not want to play cars with her? She searched the limited knowledge of English she had for the way hed say ‘por favor’. P! It started with a P. “ P….pase? “ Was it Pase? She was sure it was pase. It must of been!

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send me a: "✎" and i'll handwrite your url

send me a: "✉" and i'll handwrite a little message for you

send me a: "✈" and i'll handwrite the one place I most want to go

send me a: "★" and i'll handwrite my favorite color

send me a: "☀" and i'll handwrite my favorite season

send me a: "✦" and i'll handwrite my favorite animal

send me a: "☮" and i'll handwrite my tumblr crushes

send me a: "♪" and i'll handwrite my favorite genre of music

send me a: "♫" and i'll handwrite my favorite singer or group

send me a: "✂" and i'll handwrite something I find attractive

send me a: "✔" and i'll handwrite my favorite movie

send me a: "✮" and i'll handwrite my favorite food

send me a: "☁" and i'll write something of your choice

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Chris groans loudly as she lays on him; he pretends to shove her off, sighing. “I guess I have no choice but to hug you now.”

“Psssssssssst, Ally-                What do you want?”

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Send My Muse Some Drama

“What’s the point of hiding anymore?”

“I know we can make, it if we just try!”

“I found out your secret.”

“I was told to find you here.”

“Can we try again?”

“I’m done with you.”

“I’m done with the rules.”

“Everybody’s dead.”

“They took everything.”

“There isn’t a home to go to anymore.”

“Why do you hurt me like that?”

“Please tell me that’s not blood.”

“Are you dying?!”

“Look out!”

“I’m not letting go.”

“This is too big for either of us to handle.”

“That’s poisonous!”

“You don’t have much longer to live.”

“This isn’t going to heal…”

“Wow, and here I thought you cared.”

“You need to leave.”

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if i saw me on the street i would beat myself up

i had to dig my old middle school glasses out of a box in the storage closet.

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DEATH OF A BACHELOR STARTER MEMES

[ possibly triggering items below ]

01. Victorious

“Tonight we are victorious.” “Let me be your killer king.” “It hurts until it stops; we will love until it’s not.” “I’m a killing spree in white.” “My touch is black and poisonous.” “I know you need it.” “Do you feel it?” “Drink the water.” “Drink the wine.” “We gotta turn up the crazy; livin’ like a washed up celebrity.” “It’s all up the sleeve.” “Fifty words for murder and I’m every one of them.” “All my friends were glorious.”

02. Don’t Threaten Me With A Good Time

“It’s a helluva feeling though .” “Who are these people?” “I just woke up in my underwear.” “I should probably introduce myself.” “You shoulda seen what I wore.” “I was the king of this hologram.” “Memories tend to just pop up.” “Don’t think I’ll ever get enough.” “Champagne, cocaine, gasoline and most things in between.” “This night is heating up.” “If you go out you might pass out in a drain pipe.” “Don’t threaten me with a good time .” “What are these footprints?” “Now I wish that I could find my clothes.” “Can’t even tell if this is a dream.” “How did we end up in my neighbors pool?” “I usually don’t fall when I try to stand.” “I’ve told you time and time again.” “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.” “I think we’ve had enough.”        

03. Hallelujah

“A moment you’ll never remember.” “A night that you’ll never forget.” “Show praise with your body.” “And if you can’t stop shaking, lean back; Let it move right through ya.” “My life started the day I got caught.” “Who was I tryna be?” “Then the time for being sad is over.” “Missin’ them like you miss no other.” “Being blue is better than being over it.” “I was drunk and it didn’t mean a thing.” “Stop thinking about the words from my mouth.” “I love the things you hate about yourself.” “Just finish the daydream.” “Who were you tryna be?” “No one wants you when you have no heart.” “You’ll never know if you don’t ever try.” “Let’s try.”  

04. Emperor’s New Clothes

“Finders keepers, losers weepers.” “Welcome to the end of eras.” “Done my time and served my sentence.” “It must be mine.” “You just might see a ghost tonight.” “And if you don’t know now you know.” “I’m taking back the crown.” “I’m all dressed up and naked.” “I see what’s mine and take it.” “So close I can taste it.” “I’m so much more than royal.” “Mortal kings are ruling castles.” “Welcome to my world of fun.” “Flip the switch.” “Watch them run.” “Heroes will always be remembered.” “Legends will never die.”

05. Death of a Bachelor

“Do I look lonely?” “I see the shadows on my face.” “People have told me I don’t look the same.” “Maybe I lost weight.” “Put my heart on your chest so that you can see it too.” “I’m walking the long road.” “I’m watching the sky fall.” “The lace of your dress tingles my neck.” “How do I live?” “How could I ask for more?” “Feels like my heart is going to burst.” “I just want to be served.” “And when you think of me, am I the best you’ve ever had?” “Share one more drink with me.” “Smile even though you’re sad.”

06. Crazy=Genius

“You can set yourself on fire.” “You’re so normal that you disappear.”  “There’s no residue of torture in your eyes.” “Crazy equals genius.” “If crazy equals genius, then I’m a fucking rocket scientist.” “If crazy equals genius, then I’m a fucking arsonist.” “The wine seems to play tricks on my tongue.”  “You don’t seem to have changed.” “The cut of your knife never hurts.”

07. LA Devotee

“You got two black eyes from loving too hard.” “I wouldn’t change ya.” “I wouldn’t ever try to make you leave.” “Just another LA devotee.” “You got bleached out eyes from the valley sand.” “I couldn’t ever try to make you see.” “Always on the hunt for a little more time.”   

08. Golden Days

“I found a pile of Polaroids in the crates from a record shop.” “They were sexy.” “Sexy, looking back from a night that time forgot.” “Don’t you wonder when the light begins to fade?” “The clock just makes the colors turn to grey.” “Forever younger growing older just the same.” “All the memories that we make will never change.” “We’ll stay drunk, we’ll stay tan.” “Let the love remain.” “I bet they met some diplomats on Bianca Jagger’s new yacht.” “The air was sauna hot.”

09. The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

“Truth is that it was always going to end.” “True; all of the good girls act so good, til one of them doesn’t wait their turn .” “If you wanna start a fight, you better throw the first punch.” “Make it a good one.” “You better say my name.” “I know what it’s like to have to trade the ones that you love for the ones you hate.” “Don’t think I’ve ever used a day of my education.” “There’s only two ways that these things can go; good or bad.” “I’ve got the last judgement.” “You’ve been gone so long, I forgot what you felt like.”

10. House of Memories

“If you’re a lover, you should know: the lonely moments just get lonelier.” “Memories turns into a daydream.” “It becomes a taboo.” “I don’t want to be afraid.” “It takes my breath away.” “Baby, we built this house on memories.” “Take my picture now.” “I think of you time to time, more than I thought I would.” “They’ll always haunt me.” “I wish I could believe you never wronged me.” “Will you remember me in the same way I remember you?” “Promise me a place in your house of memories.”

11. Impossible Year

“There’s no sunshine.” “Only black days and sky grey and clouds full of fear and storms full of sorrow that won’t disappear.” “There’s no good times.” “They’re so insincere.” “They just intrude and extrude.” “There’s no you and me.” “There’s never air to breathe.” “There’s never in-betweens.” “These nightmares always hang on past the dream.”  

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|| hey fam so i suck and one of my eyes is def infected and it’s a little hard to see tbh?? i have an appointment tuesday afternoon, but just a heads up that if i do replies between then, they’re gonna be hella slow

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an anon requested more Josh + Chris kitties, so here’s a simple Neko Atsume-style comic

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“Please, don’t tell anyone.”

Chris pursed his lips.“Your secret’s safe with me.”

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Until Dawn: Chris + Text Posts

Bonus:

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❝I will not be told where I can go and where I cannot go!❞

250 + Starters

Chris gave a long groan.“It’s for your safety, alright?”

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chris… bro           i’m not your b r o.

[indie chris from until dawn rp blog]

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"it's cold outside."

Despite his multiple layers,Chris nodded in agreement.

“I hate the cold.”