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One of my favorite things about Neil was when he was questioning his sexuality. He looked at Nicky and Matt to see if his feelings towards them had changed to try and deduce if he was gay tm. Of course, he came to the conclusion that he’s pretty exclusively attracted to Andrew, but did he ever even think to look at the identical twin of the man he had just kissed? No, why would he do that. Like hmm, I enjoyed kissing this person, does someone who looks the same give me the same feelings? Never even crossed his mind. Of course he isn’t attracted to Aaron. That’s disgusting. This petty ass man will always have my heart.

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Andrew Minyard has a beautiful brain and is quite the comedian, as we can all read in the books ('is your learning curve a horizontal line?'). So I introduce to you the headcanon that during movie nights Andrew will whisper all kinds of commentary in Neil's ear, and Neil regularly dissolves in giggles or straight up laughter and everybody is so confused because the scene wasn't even that funny? Is Neil hearing voices? Stoic Andrew Minyard cannot possibly be that funny right? Neil just waves them off and tries to hold his laughter in. Andrew, btw, is very smug about the fact he can make Neil laugh like that.

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"Neil wondered if casket lids sounded like court doors slamming shut" and then people call Kevin dramatic

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A fic where Neil’s hurt during a game and needs to be taken to hospital and he ends up at the one Aaron works at and they immediately start bickering and arguing and all of Aaron’s coworkers are really confused on why he’s got random beef with this sports player who somehow know him and also dislikes him

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Neil and Andrew

This may be inspired by a piece @madafanz did recently of Teo and Aurelio…

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omg i so much in love with your Andrew, what do you think about hc where Neil always touches Andrew's boobs or biceps?

Neil’s all over those for sure

I did this doodle first a long time ago but colored it to post it lol. It was from an abandoned comic about Andrew getting a slight knee injury so he enjoys his vaca by pigging out and never leaving the couch. Expects Neil to be pissed but Neil loves this version of Andrew, lazy, hairy, and thic

Andrew’s gotta grow body hair for the both of them cuz Neil’s scars only lets him grow leg hair✊😔

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a collection of andreils for your weekend 😁🧡

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Two tender poses for the price of one

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a future where january 19th isn't so bad

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it's not a red string of fate those two are bound by dog collars and a steel chain

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me and andrew have been thinking….

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man here we go again…….

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stupid😔

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Neil Josten lets Andrew's his cigarettes burn to the filter without taking a drag. He hates vegetables. He knows all the places you can shoot a man without killing him. He doodles fox paws on his homework. He's not scared of knives or violence or the yakuza. He is scared of cellphones and therapists and his own reflection. His favourite colour is gray. He got told he couldn't play exy with a bloody nose so he sniffed back the blood until they let him. He doesn't like movies or loud music. He hitchhiked halfway across South Carolina by pretending to be a sociology student. He gets sad when Kevin watches exy without him. He wishes he had his mother's patience instead of his father's temper. He's brilliant at manipulation. He's stupid on purpose. He was every inch a lie but his friends made him into someone real. He doesn't wear a jacket to the roof when it's cold because he knows Andrew's body heat will keep him warm. He thinks the hardest thing he's ever had to do was opening a tub of ice cream after kissing his boyfriend and not like, all the torture he's been through. Nobody is doing it like him

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Out-of-context things Overheard in Fox Tower

Wymack (Extremely tired): I understand, but faking that you quit Exy and dropped out is not a proportionate response to Kevin calling you a peasant again.

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Matt: Look, there's the right way and the wrong way to make food. Then there is the Neil way, which is the wrong way but faster and worse!

Nicky: *scribbling notes*

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Kevin: So then he was- Guys! Guys, are you seriously talking about me in German in front of me? I've learned enough to understand- Hey, you take that back!

*Footsteps turn to running as he chases them*

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Andrew: Are you lying?

Neil: Always. Anyways, like I was saying-

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Matt: So are we ever going to talk about how you both have the same type?

Aaron: Never say that again.

Matt: But you do! Spunky redheads-

Andrew: *pulls out knife*

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Andrew: Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.

Allison: He makes a good point.

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Neil (sleep deprived): I thought seven was less than six

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Dan: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou-

Andrew: Probably.

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Allison: I got super drunk and told everyone I was a lesbian

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Nicky: Is it acceptable to throw myself out a window after we take this exam?

Aaron: Why are you so dramatic?

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Renee: Why is Matt sitting in a box in the hall with a sweater-vest over his head?

Dan: Stress

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Kevin: Well, you see, Marxism is actually-

*Anguished yelling from multiple Foxes*

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Seth, groaning: It's too early for this!

Allison, Renee, and Dan, in chorus: It's never too early to destroy the patriarchy!

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Neil: It's not THAT illegal!

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Maybe more to come?

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Out-of-context thing Overheard in Fox Tower (or on campus) Pt.2

Neil: Don't let Betsy hear you say that. She's a mandatory reporter you know.

Aaron: So is Coach, so is Abby, so is every other teacher at this school!

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Dan: What, you think I can't fight them 'cause I'm a girl?

Andrew: No I don't think you can fight them because you're wearing that dress. If Matt was wearing the dress, I would say the same thing!

Matt: I would be radiant though...

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Neil: I made a mistake.

Kevin: Does it affect me?

Neil: No?

Kevin: Then suffer in silence.

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Andrew: Is something burning?

Neil: Just my love for you!

Andrew: Neil, the toaster is ON FIRE!

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Neil: I can explain!

Wymack: Can you?

Neil (desperately): If you give me 30 seconds to think of a lie!!

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Allison: Do you ever think before you speak?

Seth: Sure! I think, 'Wow, that's hilarious,' and then I say it.

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Kevin: I think I'm in love with Aaron!

Nicky: Congratulations you're officially the last to know

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Wymack (this man is so tired): did you have to stab him?

Andrew: You weren't there! You didn't hear what he said to me!

Wymack, who knows exactly where this is going: What did he say?

Andrew: 'What are you gonna do? Stab me?'

Neil: That is a fair point!

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One of the vixens: You ever feel like no one sees you?

Allison: I've got a really good body so.... No.

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Dan: Where are you going?

Renee: To commit homicide or get ice cream, I'll decide in the car

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my aftg brainrot is coming back strong