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Shhhhh the blorbos are sleepy

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That one scene in one of the books where Matt hides behind Andrew except I remember nothing of it and it might as well be fanon

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He’s infatuated your honour

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very inspired by that one photo of sabrina carpenter & a guy we saw the other day on the sidewalk with a smoothie in one hand and a very confident pose 🥸

so neil josten. you know how it is

wips on patreon as always!

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andriel headcanons

• andrew really pushes neil to enforce his own boundaries. sometimes neil is too wound up to be touched and the second andrew senses it, he makes neil say it aloud. "tell me to let go. enforce it. you know i'll respect it, this should be easy. tell me to back off."

• they try to raise plants. they fail miserably.

• the cats favor neil over andrew, which andrew doesn't necessarily mind.

• but when other players on their team bring their kids to practices or team events, all the kids love andrew and neil's a little jealous (even though he has no idea how to interact with kids).

• andrew has horrible seasonal allergies and neil doesn't.

• neil kicks all the blankets off in the middle of the night and andrew hoards them. they wake up in the mornings with the blanket on only one side of the bed and they never fix it.

• the first night andrew falls asleep facing the wall, neil doesn't say anything about it. but he falls asleep smiling.

• their relationship with aaron and katelyn is pleasant, and gets better with time, but the only thing that andrew and katelyn absolutely agree on is their disdain about neil using a 3-in-one shampoo/conditioner/body wash.

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Fans making a youtube video with the title:

"Neil josten when Andrew"

and it's like:

*reporter: Neil Josten! people say Andrew m-

Neil: nope, imma stop u right there. you bring Andrew up again and we're having a big problem here. I'm tired of your never ending self made drama about my teammates.

*camera on Neil staring at Andrew in a middle of a warm up before a match.

*camera on Kevin talking to Neil, Neil literally zoning out, then turning his head around and looking for something. kevin sighs, then points toward Andrew in the corner. Neil's face lighting up

*camera on Neil looking at Andrew in the goal when he's standing out for the game and doing a "Andrew smile" soft and proud and literally heart eyes.

*camera on Neil punching a stricker for shoving Aaron.

*camera on Neil turning toward Andrew everytime he scores.

*more Neil staring at Andrew

*another stricker yells something at Andrew mid game,

Neil punching the guy in the guts, twice, walking toward the referer, snatching a red card and punching the stricker dude twice more

*reporter: Neil josten, your goalie Minyard did an excellent performance at this game, do-

Neil: OH MY GOD, RIGHT????? like, wow that was amazing. he is amazing. I've been obsessed with exy since i was a kid, and I've seen really, really great things in exy, but this? that defense? that was the greatest thing I've ever seen. he didn't let a single goal in. like-*endless yapping*

*reporter: Neil josten, how's playing among Minyard?

Neil: good, he keeps me on my knees.

Neil:....

Neil: TOES. HE KEEPS ME ON MY TOES.

*Camera on Neil laughing so hard at something Andrew said with complete deadpan

*a tweet that says "i wish Andrew Minyard would bench press me" and has a "liked by Neil josten" above it.

*Camera on Neil threatening a nurse at the hospital to let her see Andrew, who was hurt mid game.

then again, camera on Neil shouting "ok then I'm buying the fucking hospital"

*Camera on Wymack trying to prevent Neil from buying the hospital

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My boyfriend drew me the cutest andreil pic I've ever seen 😭😭😭🩷🩷🩷🩷 he made it for me even if he doesn't know nothing about the books at all!!! I mean he lives with me so he knows something 🙈

But looook!!!!!!! LOOK AT IT!!!! ITS SO CUTE!!!

(he's @korppipoika if you wanna get some commissions!! 🖤)

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something something au where aaron and neil are best friends first :)

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My favorite animal is Neil Josten tearing Kevin a new one after Andrew leaves to get off his meds.

"'As if you feel any differently," Kevin sent Neil.

Neil fixed Kevin with a stony look. "Maybe if you'd stuck around a moment longer, you'd understand why I don't care anymore. When you came upstairs, did you hear him laughing, Kevin? He was," he said, ignoring the way Nicky flinched and the quick look Dan shot Matt, "before Drake even hit the ground. So yes, even I would give up this season. And after everything he's done and every risk he's taken for you, you'd better feel the same."

"It's not that simple," Kevin started.

"Then simplify it," Neil cut in."

-The Raven King, pg. 262-263

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reading the sunshine court truly made me realize just how unbelievably fucking insane the foxes were as a team/family unit.

like wdym your coach is your star players father and didn’t know? wdym multiple people on your team have killed people??? how do multiple people on your team have mafia connections??

usc could hardly believe the ravens intentionally injured jean while the foxes were used to the ravens regularly using vandalism, kidnapping, torture, psychological warfare, and murder against their team

usc talks out their interpersonal team problems while the foxes blackmail eachother into joint therapy until they break a bros before hoes pact

the trojans have no-touch jerseys for practice while the foxes were getting punched, stabbed, choked, and suffering major bodily harm at the hands of another teammate at any given moment in the series

jeremy makes sure jean doesn’t meet the team all at once to not overwhelm him while andrew has a habit of quite literally breaking in the new members in columbia

the trojans tiptoed around and almost didn’t believe kevin’s hand injury while one of neil’s first conversations w the man is yelling “fuck you cripple, you’re a dead weight has been” in french in front of half the team

jeremy avoids cops while neil forces fbi agents to wait for him to finish eating, proceeds to blatantly lie to their faces, and then fucks off

usc would’ve thrown the semi finals match if jean hadn’t survived but seth fucking DIED and kevin and neil were only worried about how it’d affect the line up

jeremy gets furious when he finds out about grayson while neil fucking orders a hit out on him right in front of jean on a napkin over lunch

i was surprised by how hard the trojans were taking things until i remembered the foxes were just grade a crazy

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Neil keeps finding him. Or seeking him out. Either works.

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I don't often think about Katelyn, but when I do I kinda headcanon her as like a midpoint between Neil and Renee. Sweet girl, kind, will cut a bitch with her attitude tho.

Kinda like how Andrew and Allison serve the same level of bitchy cunt with their indifference? (see: letting the ball make it into the goal together) Neil and Katelyn serve the same level of Attitude Problem, it's just Neil's default is "leave me alone" and Katelyn's default is "hi nice to meet you"

Both of them would would say "kys" but Katelyn would put a <3 at the end, that's it that's the difference

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neil is so funny cause hes like “no.. i cant start a fight.. it doesnt match my fake personality ive put on for everyone…” and then proceeds to call kevin a deadweight hasbeen cripple

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Fanfics where the plot is "Andrew has a crush on Neil" but it's completely from Neil's oblivious pov make me feel like a fucking wizard detective. All Neil's Hyper Observant Recounts of Andrew's body language and tonal inflections (ie, the lack therof) are like neon signs blaring "HE LIKES YOUR STUPID FACE AND YOUR ATTITUDE PROBLEM!!! LET HIM SUCK YOUR DICK!!!"

The fic will be all "Andrew went still" or "Andrew [does something slowly and deliberately]" and I'll be like

"Gay Panic Identified"

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i find it adorable that kevin loves the trojans so much, and the reasoning for it. i also find it impressive and admirable that even though he was raised to play the game with the level of Ravens violence, not once does he think that's how it should be played. he believes that whilst it's a rough game, it shouldn't be played to hurt others. he believes that that wasn't what his mother wanted and it's so commendable. how he managed to keep that view through everything is beyond me.

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🦊🐱

I wanted to draw them older, since I imagine that only after a few years together would Andrew let Neil touch him like that. But I ended up drawing them in the Palmetto uniform because I wanted you to recognize them even without seeing their faces. hope u like it even It’s just a Wip tho🙌

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