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the cucks have unionized

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most in-denial transgender takes all. or maybe it's whoever wins the egg and spoon race idk

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Pine marten By: Unknown photographer From: The Grolier Illustrated Encyclopedia of Animals 1994

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if you liked that pine marten you shoukd see my pine marten sideblog

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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

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if you liked that pine marten you shoukd see my pine marten sideblog

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Beech marten By: Douglas English From: Lebensbilder aus der Tierwelt 1910

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>two parts oatmeal one part milk

that shit goes down smooth as silk

>two parts oatmeal one part rice

kinda weird but could be nice

>two parts oatmeal one part stew

now it's getting hard to chew

>two parts oatmeal one part mole

um no thanks i'm really full

>two parts oatmeal one part mouse

what the fuck dude leave my house

>two parts oatmeal one part arm

where'd that come from who'd you harm

>two parts oatmeal one part ned

who is that oh god he's dead

>two parts oatmeal one part gourd

oh fuck yeah i'm back onboard!

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seven nights of carnal passion in my lean-to

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i feel like at this point in my life it would really make sense if my name was mickey but that's too much effort man. i'm glad aliases exist cause i can go by whatever the hell i want online but changing my name?? in Real Life?? fuck no lmao

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my gender is far too complex for your feeble mind to comprehend. it's also too complex for my feeble mind to comprehend. we are alike in this way.

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nsfw

nobody’s safe from wonderwall

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lying in front of the street cleaner

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Meet the four poisonous mushrooms infecting my secret shop later today!

Fever Bloom, Bloodwarp, Warlock's Kelp and Rosewurm Welt (All will be €200, plus 20 for P&P, shipped from Ireland)

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Yeah, a 100% straight guy wore a Brony shirt to school. I just became 20% cooler.