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all i'm saying is van helsing's 2004 portrayal of werewolves is superior in every way to tvdu
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The things I could teach you…
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me on the dash every 5 minutes:
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i feel like there'd be no faster way to shut ansel up than by booping him, but honestly; who can reach?
#out of character. ⸻ hope speaks.#bro is a 6"6 mountain#but fr he'd be SO BAFFLED#like a dog being tapped on the nose with a newspaper
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when vincent griffith talks, ansel shuts tf up and listens. that's one person he's simply not fucking with today or any other day
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#gracedead : independent, private, & selective multimuse roleplaying blog, ft. muses from SPN & FEAR STREET. heavily headcanon based . summoned by charli, she / her, thirty-plus, cst timezone.
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HE’S BEEN TEACHING THE OLD WAYS: THE TRADITIONS. ⸻ WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A WOLF.
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ansel and mobile phones are caught in a never - ending battle. it is the one modern day technology that he will probably never be able to get on board with. he hates them, despises them. declares war on them daily. since returning from the dead, his number has changed frequently because he keeps breaking them out of frustration. that said, i will say once he got slightly more tech savvy, he did set his ringtone to duran duran’s hungry like the wolf and, eventually, his display picture will be a photograph of him & young hope. his voicemail is entirely similar to supernatural’s castiel leave your voice of mail message and it’s really, probably, absolutely useless leaving one, because he never listens to them. man takes an hour just to type one text, don’t ask him to figure out how he calls his answer machine.
just for fun, some silly ( yet fully canon ) reasons he has in fact crushed a phone in his bare hands; the camera was always pointing at him whenever he opened it & he couldn’t figure out how to reserve / he lost his candy crush highscore after spending three hours working on it / he kept answering it the wrong way around and rather than simply turning it over, he chose violence instead / he kept getting sent spam texts about a car accident he wasn’t in / it wouldn’t switch on and naturally, throwing it across the room was easier than taking a moment to realize he was pushing the wrong button / he couldn’t figure out how to switch silent mode on and the noises were annoying / he discovered multiple fandoms’ poor takes on modern werewolves / he still hasn’t mastered the art of lying abt his age, making it impossible for him to create accounts on anything because he kept telling them he was born a thousand years ago & they thought he was a spam bot.
#in character. ⸻ reblog.#ansel's war with technology is never not funny to me#this viking man has fought many wars#he has killed many men#he has ruled villages and taught wolves#he can NOT find the button to turn his phone to silent -
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my inbox is now open and ready for new memes if you'd like to send!
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y’know the drill … like this for a starter from one ancient alpha. it may take me a few days to get to these, but i’ll be around & the ansel brainrot is undeniable. if you’re a multi, please specify or suggest a couple of muses for me to choose. and as i’ve finally got them written up, everyone is also very welcome to specify a verse ( found here) if there’s a particular one taking their fancy.
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ansel’s toxic trait is he hates modern food. you could pass him the tastiest burger and he’d still wanna be around a campfire with his game stew.
#out of character. ⸻ hope speaks.#as a foodie this one personally offends me#pls dont make this man a sandwich he takes it SO PERSONALLY
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𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐄𝐋 𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐒. [ 𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓 / 𝐑𝐄𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐆. ]
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a big power move ansel often pulls is remaining seated. you may not think that’s much, but actually? to be face to face with someone attempting to assert their own power / threaten / take a stand and not consider them enough of a threat to even stand in their presence … it’s an act of disrespect. he’s silently saying i know i’m not in any real danger, but good for you for trying. dude might as well pat ‘em on the head. also, it’s probably for the best because bro be 6”6. you’re better off letting him sit. on that note, however, it’s important to add if he does stand in your presence; it’s a compliment. an acknowledgement that you are in fact his equal.
#in character. ⸻ headcanon.#ansel is not a modern man#he insults u in so many... intricate ways#i mean he'll also rip ur throat out if u annoy him enough#but before then hes gna psychologically torture u
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Black Sails | III.
#in character. ⸻ isms.#ansel is the worst patient fr fr he doesn't WANT the care#also looks exactly like that time his son kinda murdered him#klaus what's good
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