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"GURL I DO ALL THE CHECKIN'. JUS' BE GLAD A'IGHT? JUS' BE GLAD."
“……..A’IGHT GURL Y’ALL’RE TOUGH. I LIKE YOU. DA SURGE APPROVES. Y’ALL HAVE A GOOD TIME NOW.”
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"........A'IGHT GURL Y'ALL'RE TOUGH. I LIKE YOU. DA SURGE APPROVES. Y'ALL HAVE A GOOD TIME NOW."
ekans-on-a-plane replied to your post: “ALRIGHT TELL IT TO ME STRAIGHT HOW MUCH DOUGH YA GOT, WOMAN?”
“I’M TALKIN’ STRAIGHT UP POKEDOLLAS YO!”
“You are not receiving any of my money.”
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"HEY YO, JUST WANNA WISH Y'ALL A HAPPY MOTHERFUCKIN' BIRTHDAY"
"AY! YOU DA ONLY MOTHAFUCKA WHO REMEMBERED SON! LESS BE BES' FRIENDS!"
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"SURGE OUT YO. HE BE BACK THOUGH. Y'ALL BETTA WATCH IT."
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"DAT'S RIGHT, WOMAN. I'M FABULOUS!"
What is this guy talking about?? || Surge and Game!Misty
(( Cannot figure out how to see replies on my blog and i cant copy and paste things on my dash. * Peeved * ))
My hair isnt red. Try talking to that other Misty if you really want to see red…
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"YA PANTS GUUURL. IF I CAIN'T SEE YA PANTS. DEN DAT AIN'T GOOD!"
JCPENNEY. || SURGE&LYRA
“IF DA SURGE CAIN’T SEE ‘EM, DEY TOO EFFIN’ SHORT.”
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"WELL AT LEAST IT AIN'T BLUE CUZ I TRIED DAT SHIT AND IT WASH OUT DA NEX' DAY."
What is this guy talking about?? || Surge and Game!Misty
(( Cannot figure out how to see replies on my blog and i cant copy and paste things on my dash. * Peeved * ))
My hair isnt red. Try talking to that other Misty if you really want to see red…
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not you again. you're not funny.
"DO I LOOK LIKE I TRYIN' TO BE FUNNY. MY LORD, CHILD. Y'ALL NEEDA LIGHTEN UP."
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"IF DA SURGE CAIN'T SEE 'EM, DEY TOO EFFIN' SHORT."
JCPENNEY. || SURGE&LYRA
“OH LOOK MY MAMA DECIDED TA COME ALONG TOO. A’IGHT FIRST THING’S FIRST, MISS LADY. WE NEEDA GET YOU A LOOOONG DRESS CUZ DEM OVERALLS ARE FAR TOO SHORT SON.”
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"GURL DIS IS BLOOOOOND HAIR. STRAIGHT UP YELLOW ON DA SUUUURGE. WHAT Y'ALL GOT AIN'T DAT."
What is this guy talking about?? || Surge and Game!Misty
(( Cannot figure out how to see replies on my blog and i cant copy and paste things on my dash. * Peeved * ))
My hair isnt red. Try talking to that other Misty if you really want to see red…
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"OH LOOK MY MAMA DECIDED TA COME ALONG TOO. A'IGHT FIRST THING'S FIRST, MISS LADY. WE NEEDA GET YOU A LOOOONG DRESS CUZ DEM OVERALLS ARE FAR TOO SHORT SON."
JCPENNEY. || SURGE&LYRA
“SURE THAAAANG WOMAN! LESS GO! GONE BUY DA WHOLE DAMN TOWN, HOW BOUT DAT!!”
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"SURE THAAAANG WOMAN! LESS GO! GONE BUY DA WHOLE DAMN TOWN, HOW BOUT DAT!!"
JCPENNEY. || SURGE&LYRA
” .. Oh a Wonderland?! That’s cool! Is it a fun place?!”
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"YEEEAH SON! I JUS' SPENT ALL KINDS'A DOUGH DERE. DEY GOT ALL KINDS O' SHIT!"
“ESCUUUUUUSE ME?!
“JCPENNEY IS A MOTHAFUCKIN’ WONDALAND. GIT USED TO IT.”
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"ESCUUUUUUSE ME?!
"JCPENNEY IS A MOTHAFUCKIN' WONDALAND. GIT USED TO IT."
ekans-on-a-plane said: “YEAAAAH DAT’S RIGHT. DERE’S A JCPENNEY RIGHT DOWN IN GOLDENROD.”
” .. What’s JcPenney?”
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you-jellicent-bro said: “Dude, only if you get me a present too!”
"FISH-BOY, AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO' DAT. SPECIALLY NOT DA SUUURGE."
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well what do you want for Christmas?
"SON I ALREADY POSTED A LIST. Y'ALL NEEDA PAY ATTENTION. NOW I'MA TELL YOU ONE MO' TIME.
DA SURGE WANT,
1. A 100 PACK O’ STARLY MCNUGGETS
2. ONE OF DEM ELECTRIC TASERS LIKE YOU SEE OFFICER JENNY USE ‘N SHIT.
3. I WANT ALL Y’ALL TA GO DA FUQ TO SLEEP
4. MMM A NEW PAIR O’ SUNGLASSES SO FLYYYY
5. A POKAMON LEAGUE ORIGINAL FOOTBALL JERSEY SIGNED BY NONE OTHA DEN MR. POKAMON HIMSELF.
6. SOME MACARONI & CHEESE MADE WIT MOOMOO MILK
7. A PAIR OF PUMPED UP KICKS
8. SOME DIFFERENT COLORED WEEEEAVES. ALL SWAG-TASTIC YA KNOW DA KIIIIND
9. MAH WAIFU BD TA GIVE ME A FOOT MASSAGE COME ON WOMAN I BIN WAITIN’ YO
10. MISTA CLAAAAUS TA BE REEEEAL NICE ‘N GOOD TO ALL Y’ALL CUZ YA KNOW DA SURGE LOVE ALL YOU DOKI DOKI LIL BASTARDS.”
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